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Why is Cardi B named like that?
Because she is too fат for Cardi O

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I have lots of jokes to tell about fат people and doors
But they just never seem to fit

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People should just ease up on criticising fат people for their body structure
They clearly have enough on their plate

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How do you burn calories very quickly?
Light a fат kid on fire.

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A fат weatherman who enjoys watch collecting?
I’d call him a meaty horologist

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How do you make 2lbs of ugly fат attractive?
Put a niррlе on it!

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Not all jokes work out
That's why I'm fат.

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I told the corn he wasn't fат, just a little husky.
He didn't know how to take the compliment tho I guess it went against the grain.

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I really didn’t think I was getting that fат..
Until the lady at McDonalds said “Sorry about your weight”

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How do get a fат chick to go to bed with you?
Piece of cake!

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Since i got fат, the only thing that goes down on me...
... Is the computer chair in my office

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What do you call a fат knight of the round table?
Sir Cumference

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What do you call it when a fат person gets an abortion?
Lifosuction

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Do you know the secret to getting a fат chick in bed?
It's a piece of cake.

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If you know a fат person, leave them alone
They've already got a lot on their plate.

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Why are the Japanese so afraid of obese Americans?
The last time they let a Fат Man in their country, Nagasaki disappeared.

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Do you know how to make 5 pounds of fат look beautiful?
Put a niррlе on it.

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They call me Joe Fат Fingers
And I dobn't kniw whu

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