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What do you call a girl who catches fish?
Anette.
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Edit 2: Thanks everyone, this is my highest up-voted post ever!

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If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day.
But if you teach a man to fish, he will bore you to death with endless fishing stories and photos of himself on Facebook holding fish.

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Hunters a fishermen

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Took my Daughters fishing in Florida and they catch their first Сосаinе. Happy 4th of July

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Meanwhile in Norway.. Walking My Fish

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Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day.
Teach a man to fish and he’s going to spend a fortune on gear he’ll only be using twice a year.

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Teach a man to fish, and he’ll be able to eat for a lifetime. … …
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Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he’ll become a prince.

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My biology teacher tells me that I need to focus more in lessons.
They say I always ask off topic questions. But I'm just interested, that's all.
Science is interesting. Apparently there is a species of fish called "irrelevant".

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I bought a can of tuna cat food, but there was catfish meat inside.
I got catfish catfish cat fish.

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What’s a Jewish comedian’s favorite type of seafood?
Fish schticks

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What do you call a shell fish from China?
A Crust-Asian

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Why are fish poorly educated?
All the schools are below C level.

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Why do Americans go fishing with guns?
Because a group of fish is called a school.

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Why are deep sea fish always so stressed?
Because they're under a lot of pressure.

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My wife threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at my head
Don't worry though, my wounds were just super-fish-oil

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Give a teen a fish, and they'll be full for a day
Give a teen a Tide Pod, and they'll be full for the rest of their life

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Whenever someone mentions a Jellyfish, everyone says “What about a peanut butter fish?”
Dumbasses forgot about the bread fish

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Did you know that most Hollywood actors have expensive saltwater aquariums stocked with tropical fish and other sea critters?
They're the sea crits of the rich and famous.

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