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Elon Musk just announced a new multimillion dollar electronic ocean cleanup project.
He says it’s all in the name of E-fish-in-sea

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What do you call a North Korean fish?
Kim Jong Gill

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Why was the fish waitress making so much money?
Her customers kept tipping the scales.

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What did the beet farmer say to the man holding his son and his fish hostage?
"Give me the beet boy, and free my sole!"

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What do you call it when comedians go fishing and then submit their catches for a "biggest fish" prize?
Marlon weigh-ins

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What does a good fisherman make?
What does a good fisherman make?
Efficiency.
What does a bad fisherman make?
A fish in sea.

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‪I want to open a pants store called “50% Off!,” but the store will exclusively sell shorts at regular retail value.
Fish in a barrel.

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A fish recently published a very good book
The sales were through the reef.

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What's the job of a fish with a daughter?
To keep her off the fishing pool

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Did ya’ll hear about the domestic disturbance at the seafood restaurant?
Apparently three fish got battered!

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Two fish were swimming along and suddenly run into a concrete wall.
One of the fish exclaims "DAM!"

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What do fish use in wars?
A fish tank

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What company do fish buy their cell phones from ?
Lg

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A battery, a mule, and a fish walk into a bar.
The mule orders a вееr. "I'm off the wagon," he explains.
The battery orders a juice. "AA all the way," it says.
"And for you, sir?" The bartender asks the fish. "Water," it croaks, and collapses.

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A man is talking with his pet fish,
The fish tells the man that the word "gullible" is on the ceiling, the man looks and sees nothing on the ceiling.
The fish mutters under it's breath, "Heh, gillable."

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Why was the fish and his crew so scared of the clam's crew?
Because they were nothing but mussel.

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What did the fish day when it swan into a wall?
Dam!!
Ironically, the fish said the same thing after swimming into the wall that I did upon failing to proofread my title.
Edit. Complete swipe fail on phone. My proofreading is the real joke here.

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Two fish are put in a tank
But, dаrn it, neither knows how to drive it.

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