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Две госпожици играят голф. Една слънчева неделна утрин две жени отишли да поиграят голф. Deux copines jouent au golf. La première balance son swing Две дамы играют в гольф. Одна бьет по мячу и с ужасом видит как он попадает в одного из мужчин из компании Duas mulheres estavam jogando golfe numa manhã de sábado. Uma delas errou a tacada e atingiu um jogador próximo. Quando a bola atingiu o homem Deux copines sont en train de jouer au golf par une belle matinée d'un samedi. La première des deux balance son swing et... constate avec horreur que sa balle est allée directement sur un groupe de... Twee vrouwen zijn aan het golfen en eentje geeft een ferme dreun op het balletje. Het vliegt recht naar de volgende hole waar 2 mannen staan te spelen en eentje wordt geraakt. Hij valt meteen op de... Twee vrouwen spelen op zondagmorgen een partijtje golf. Op een zeker moment slaat de ene vrouw de bal behoorlijk uit de richting. Het is zelfs zo erg dat ze enkele honderden meters verder een man... Bir cumartesi sabahı.. İki genç kadın golf oynuyorlar. Sarışın olanı topu dikmiş sopayı öyle bir savurmuş’ki top havada kurşun gibi uçmuş Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of them and he immediately fell to... 2 women were playing golf. On the third hole there was a man in front of them but about 175 yards down the fairway. The first woman said i'll tee off he is far enough away. She hit the drive of her... Két nő játszik a golfpályán. Egyikük üt egy nagyot Deux jeunes et jolies femmes jouent au golf un samedi matin ensoleillé. La première d'un superbe swing frappe la balle. Et Două tipe joacă golf şi se distrează de minune până când una dintre ele trimite mingea exact în mijlocul unui grup de bărbaţi. Din nefericire Uma loira esta jogando golfe quando da uma tacada e acerta um homem que logo cai no chão Uma loira estava jogando golf!Quando da uma tacada muito forte e acerta um rapaz que cai com as mãos entre as pernas. Com dó a loira diz ser uma enfermeira e sugere uma massagem. Que o rapaz... Em um campo de golfe Uma moça estava participando de um campeonato de golfe Bir grup kadın golf oynamaktadırlar. Kadınlardan biri sert bir vuruş yapar ve top biraz ötede oynayan erkeklerin tarafına gider Golfo klubas. Dvi moterys žaidžia golfą. Viena kad užsimos
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.
The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
She then explained that she was a physical therapist and offered to help ease his "pain."
"Please allow me to help, I am a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!"
She told him earnestly.
"ohh No, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
The woman takes it upon herself to begin to "ease his pain".
She began to massage his groin.
After a few moments she asked, "does that feel better?"
The man looked up at her and replied, "yes, that feels pretty good ... but my thumb still hurts like hеll!"
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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine."
So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, I'd like a mild heart attack."
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A golfer walks into the clubhouse of the local country club.
He tells the golf pro behind the counter that he wants to do 18 and he is going to need a caddy.
The golf pro informs him that the country club is running a promotion and if he tries out one of their experimental robot caddies, he can golf for free.
The golfer agrees and takes out the robot.
While on the golf course the robot caddy tells the golfer the wind speed, distance, even how hard to hit which club. He has the best game of his life.
The next time the golfer goes to the country club, he tells the golf pro that he wants to do 18 holes and that he wants to get one of the robot caddies.
He informs the golfer that they don't have the robot caddies anymore.
The golfer, all upset, tells him how great they were and asks him what happened.
The golf pro tells him that members were complaining that the sun would reflect of their metallic material and into their eyes.
The golfer asks him why they didn't just paint the robots black?
The golf pro said that they did paint them into black robot caddies, but the next day, 3 of them didn't show up and the other 3 robbed the pro shop.
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Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "Everything was going fine Maria blev först riktigt irriterad och sedan orolig när hennes man inte kom hem i tid till middagen. När han slutligen dök upp var han mer än en timme försenad och såg alldeles förstörd ut. - Vad... A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours pass she becomes more and more concerned until Muhammed kom hem efter sin vanliga söndagsgolfrunda som han alltid brukar göra tillsammans med sin kompis Achmed. Han var sur och trött och hans fru frågade försiktigt: – Dålig dag på banan John jak zwykle w sobotę udał się na partyjkę golfa. Żona zaczęła się martwić Tous les samedi après-midi
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After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.
As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked,
"Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?"
"Yes," the golfer responded.
"Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?"
"Yes, I did.
How did you know?" he asked.
"Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield.
The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck.
The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down.
So, what are you going to do about it?"
The golfer thought it over carefully and responded...
"I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb."
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Ein Mann geht zum Pfarrer und fragt: "Sagen Sie mal
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