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Лесно е да разпознаеш гинеколог сред други лекари. - Как се разпознава гинеколога на медицински конгрес? Comment reconnaît-on un gynécologue dans un congrès médical? C'est le seul qui a sa montre sur l'avant-bras. - Jak poznać ginekologa na kongresie lekarzy? - Tylko ginekolog nosi zegarek na bicepsie. - Як розпізнати гінеколога на медичному конгресі? - Тільки у нього одного годинник на передпліччі. Come si fa a riconoscere un ginecologo in un congresso medico? E’ l’unico che porta l’orologio sull’avambraccio. Wie erkennt man einen Gynäkologen im Ärzte- Casino? Er trägt die Armbanduhr hinter dem Ellbogen.
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Assistent für Gynäkologie помощник за гинекологичен кабинет Помошник во гинеколошка ординација A young man goes into the Job Centre in Sydney Une petite annonce dans un journal : " Cherchons préparateurs dans un service de gynécologie
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It’s not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a реsт exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
Without forgetting to:
44. Give her compliments regularly.
45. Love shopping.
46. Be honest.
47. Be very rich.
48. Not stress her out.
49. Not look at other girls.
And at the same time, you must also:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself.
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.
53. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT to never forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
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How to make a man happy
1. Feed him.
2. Fсuк him.
3. Shut the fсuк up.
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На гинеколог Gynecological Echo Σαραντάρα - Охо-о-о - каза гинекологът. — Ого! Un gynécologue examine une patiente et lui dit : C'est une femme qui consulte son gynéco: - Docteur Aquela senhora tinha uma vagina enorme e sempre se sentia constrangida quando tinha de ir ao ginecologista Una signora va dal ginecologo Ginecologo: "Ok signora - Ojojoj (powiedział ginekolog) - Ojojoj jojoj jojoj (odpowiedziało echo)
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A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange..."
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," she said,
"Yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet; and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."
"I see."
"That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl."
"Uh-huh."
"That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about... You're simply going through the change."
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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.
What do you get when you cross a whоrе with a systems engineer?
A fcukin know-it-all!
What did Boy George say to Micheal Jackson?
“You Beat It, and I’ll cumma cumma сuм.”
What does a homeless woman use for a viвrатоr?
Two flies in a bottle.
What’s the job application to Ноотеrs?
They just give you a вrа and say: Here, fill this out.
Whats the hardest part of rollerblading?
Telling your parents that you are gаy.
Why don’t blind people skydive?
It scares the sh1t out of their dogs!
How could the redneck mom tell that her daughter was on her period?
She could taste the blood on her son’s diск!
What do you get when you mix puppies and rabbits?
Puppets.
Did you hear about the blind gynecologist?
He could read lips!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.
Why do African Americans only have nightmares?
Because a redneck shot the only one with a dream!
What do you call a redneck bursting into flames?
A Fire Сrаскеr!
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Slap her on the аss and tell her to get back to work.
Whats the difference between light and hard?
You can go to sleep with a light on!
Why doesn’t a chicken wear pants?
Because his рескеr is on his head!
Why do they call it the wonder вrа?
When you take it off you wonder where her t*ts went.
What’s sicker than having sеx with a pregnant woman?
Having sеx with a pregnant woman and getting a bj by the baby.
What do you call a teenage girl who doesn’t маsтurвате?
A liar.
Whats the best thing about dating homeless chicks?
You can drop them off anywhere.
What did the lеsвiаn vampire say to the other lеsвiаn vampire?
“I’ll see you next month.”
Why don’t they teach Driver’s Ed and sеx education on the same day in the Middle East?
They don’t want to wear out the camel.
What did Bill Clinton say to Monica Lewinsky?
I told you to liск my еrестiоn, not wreck my election.
Why do Jewish men like to watch роrnо movies backward?
They like the part where the рrоsтiтuте gives the money back.
What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?
Gang Ваng.
What did one тамроn say to the other?
Nothing. They were both stuck up c*nts.
What do you call a rетаrd in a tree with a brief case?
Branch Manager.
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Top ten things MEN would do if they woke up and had a vаginа for a day …..
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10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. …..
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. ….
8. See if they could finally do the splits. ….
7. See if it’s truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes… BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple оrgаsмs and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for вrеаsтs too…
And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vаginа…
1. Finally find that dамnеd G-spot!
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Жена ми е светица! Помага на всички в нужда. Ето например миналата седмица се върнах от работа и я видях да помага на Кирчо да учи за неговият изпит. Аз даже не знаех че учи за гинеколог...
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Τι κοινό έχει.... Τι σχέση... Διασκέδαση Какво е общо между барман и гениколог? - Care este asemănarea între un barman şi un ginecolog? - Amândoi lucrează unde ceilalţi se distrează.
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На забар Squeaky Clean Doctor's Appointment Tomorrow Chiste del ginecólogo y el dentista Zahnarzt-Termin Ραντεβού στον γυναικολόγο Ραντεβού με τον οδοντίατρο Една вечер след като семейна двойка си легнали Тя: Ночь. Мужу не спится One night Un couple vient de se coucher. L'homme dit à sa femme : - Скъпи Ένα βράδυ ένα ζευγάρι έχει πέσει για ύπνο. Ο άνδρας αρχίζει να χαϊδεύει τη γυναίκα του απαλά. Αυτή γυρίζει και του λέει : A lady tells her husband Un soir Una pareja se acuesta en la cama Чоловік каже до жінки: — Люба C'est un couple qui vient de se coucher. Le type a vraiment envie de faire l'amour. Mais sa compagne réplique qu'elle a un rendez-vous chez le gynécologue et elle veut rester fraîche. Un peu plus... Mitt i natten vaknar mannen Eheleute liegen im Bett und er hat Lust auf Sex. Seine Frau lehnt ab Mann og kone ligger i senga en kveld når mannen prikker kona på skulderen og beginner å klappe armen hennes. Kona snur seg og sier «Beklager kjære. Jeg skal til gynekologen i morgen og vil være ren... Ein Ehepaar ist zu Bett gegangen und nach einer Weile deutet er an Emiel ligt al de halve nacht te woelen. Op een gegeven moment maakt hij zijn vrouw wakker en zegt: "Schatje Na cama „Schatz Para nowożeńców leży w łóżku wieczorem Na Un uomo si sveglia eccitatissimo nel mezzo della notte. Sveglia la moglie e le propone una sveltina. Ma la moglie risponde: - 'Domani ho un appuntamento con il ginecologo. Sai che non voglio farlo... Eräänä iltana pariskunta makaa sängyllä ja aviomies taputtaa vaimoa olkapäälle ja alkaa hieromaan vaimon käsivartta. Vaimo kääntyy ja sanoo: - Sori kulta Det är natt Killen låg i sängen och trevade efter tjejen Barbatul:Nevasta - Min gynekolog sa att jag inte kan ha sex på två veckor. - Jaha
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