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Нiтlеr: I said glass of juice, not gas the Jews.
General: Apologies mein fuhrer.

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Anne Frank: On no, I failed my test
Hitler: Anne, you need more concentration, literally

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Q. If Нiтlеr married a black women what would his kid be called?
A. Shitler

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Me in a room with my ex wife, Нiтlеr and Stalin and I have one gun and two bullets. Let me shoot my ex two times to be sure.

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Нiтlеr had a special place in his heart for Jews... The 4 chambers.
Like IF YOU GET!!!

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Boy: HAIL НIТLЕR!!!
Jew girl: Hey I'm Jewish, asshole
Jew girls friend: APOLOGIZE!!!!!!
Boy: Alright, I'm sorry that you're Jewish...

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I don't have any sympathy for people who suffer from low self-esteem. You don't need to love yourself. You just need to hate a lot of other people, then grade yourself on the curve. Hey, I might suск, but I don't suск as bad as Нiтlеr.

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Q. How did Нiтlеr master-bate?
A. Führerously

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My time machine landed slap ваng in the middle of Hitlers living room in 1940.
I thought now’s my chance to change the world.
“Please sir,” I pleaded, “don’t gas the Jews. ”
“Gas the Jews?” Нiтlеr replied, “h’mm, I hadn’t thought of that.

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What is the difference between hiтlеr and Michael phelps
Michal phelps can finish a race

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An Arab and a Jew stand in front of a Нiтlеr statue.
The Jew spits on the statue.
Arab: why did you do that?
Jew: because he killed half my people.
The Arab spits on the statue as well.
Jew: why did you do that?
Arab: because he didn't кill the other half.

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If Нiтlеr was a tech nerd he would've written a book called my comp

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Why does Нiтlеr like acetone?
It's a Polish Remover

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Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Нiтlеr as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.

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No need to insult the Jewish
Hitler already roasted them

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Did you hear about the brand of brans that cause gase in Jewish people more then in others?
It's called Heinz Hitler

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Everybody is talking about how bad white people are now, but I think they should be praised for a super important thing.
A white man killed Нiтlеr.

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Can we stop making Нiтlеr jokes?
It really takes me out of mein kampfort zone.

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