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Anagram of "mother in law"
Woman Hitler

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What do Justin Bieber and Adolf Нiтlеr have in common?
Neither of them are musicians.

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What was Adolf Нiтlеr's campaign slogan?
*"Auschwitz the old, in with the Jews!"*

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What do you call Adolf Нiтlеr's personal gym?
The liftwaffe.

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Нiтlеr failed English class.
He was an anti-semantic.

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History has been harsh on Нiтlеr, but you've gotta give it to him ...
... he did кill Нiтlеr.

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Why did hiтlеr fail his math exam
He couldn't finish the final solution

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Why did Нiтlеr like the letters abdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy?
They are all not cs and not zs.

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What did Нiтlеr say when his secretary started to flirt with him?
"Stop! You're taking me out of mein kampfert zone!"

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What is common between Нiтlеr and Usian Bolt
They both finished a race

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What did trump said when CNN called him worst than Нiтlеr?
To late for flattery

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Who would win hiтlеr or a millenial?
None. they will both кill themselves
(im a millenial so don’t get offended)
I know a bad joke but it’s all I could come up with

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Why did Нiтlеr drink milk for breakfast?
He didn't like juice.

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A joke about Нiтlеr. (Offensive? Probably).
So Нiтlеr is a nice guy.
He just took the Jews on the Holocoaster

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Нiтlеr needed to watch his weight
So he tried a Jews cleanse

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I'll agree: Donald Trump isn't the same as Нiтlеr...
Hitler served in the army

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Why does Нiтlеr only sing “__ this the ____ life?” on the first line of Bohemian Rhapsody?
It’s because he wants to take out “Is real”

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What does hiтlеr call doing his laundry?
Purifying the jeans

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