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Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight . When Grandpa found a bottle of Viаgrа in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said,
"I don't think you should take one Dad, they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10.00 a pill," answered the son. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow. " Later the next morning, the son found $110 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said,
"I told you each pill was $10, not $110. "I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma!"
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A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said,
"Now, now young lad, I think you had better take that monkey the zoo." The next day, the boy was walking down the road with the monkey on his shoulder again, when he passed the same policeman. The policeman said,
"Hey there, I thought I told you to take that money to the zoo!" The boy answered, "I did! Today I'm taking him to the cinema."
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A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says,
"Give me all the money or you're geography!" The puzzled teller replies,
"Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'" The robber says,
"Don't change the subject!"
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Отпуштање Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Sperm Bank Ξανθιά απολυμένη Ληστεία στην τράπεζα Ληστεία. ночная смена в лабе спермабанка. сидит одна лаборантка на... Мъж с маска и автомат влиза в сграда с надпис "Банка": A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. Deux potes gays discutent. L'un d'eux dit : This guy goes into a Sperm Bank with a gun and a ski mask and yells at the receptionist to open the safe. She's confused Un homme rentre cagoulé et armé dans la banque du sperme Il pointe la femme à l'accueil avec son arme et dit: "je veux que vous buviez tout les flacons devant vous" La femme s'exécute afin de sauver sa vie puis lorsqu'elle fini le braqueur dit: "tu vois chérie quand tu veux" Mon pote gay vient de se faire licencier de son poste à la banque du sperme. Apparemment il buvait au travail... Ein maskierter Mann stürmt in eine Samenbank und hält der Frau am Empfang ein Waffe an den Kopf. Darauf die Frau: "Verzeihen sie ¿Por qué le hecharon a un maricón de un banco de semen? -¡Por beber en el trabajo! Un type est devant une banque... Il se cagoule sort son flingue et entre pour agresser la standardiste. Il lui dit : - Mène moi au coffre sinon je te tue ! Elle s'exécute Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? A: Drinking on the job. Varför fick bögen sparken från sperma banken? Han drack på jobbet ¿Por qué un gay que trabajaba en un banco de semen fue despedido? Por beber en el trabajo Miksi blondi sai potkut spermapankista? Jäi kiinni töissä ryyppäämisestä. Har du hørt om homsen som fikk sparken fra sædbanken? - Han drakk på jobben... Een gemaskerde overvaller stormt een bank binnen. Hij richt zijn pistool op de vrouw achter de balie en roept : 'Doe de kluis open Un uomo mascherato piomba in una Banca dello Sperma impugnando una grossa pistola: “Fermi tutti” Deine Mutter wird bei der Samenbank gefeuert Spotyka się dwóch gejów: - Co słychać? - A wiesz... Zwolnili mnie z roboty. - Gdzie pracowałeś? - W banku spermy. - A za co Cię wywalili? - Piłem w pracy. - Har du hört om bögen som jobbade på spermabanken? - ??? - Han fick sparken för att han drack på jobbet. Hørt om blondinen som jobbet i sædbanken og fikk sparken? - Hun ble tatt i å drikke på jobb... Det var en gång en kille som fick sparken från arbetet på Spermabanken. Orsaken var att han drack på jobbet… Un tip intra intr-o Banca de sperma Влегува тип со маска на глава во банка: Отвори сефот да не те отепам мори и немој да си помислила нешто! Ама господине да ви кажам ова не е банка... Доста мори отварај сефот или готова си! Ама... Chlap v černé kukle a se samopalem v ruce vběhne do spermabanky. Vystřelí dávku do stropu a zařve: „Všichni k zemi!” Vyplašená úřednice jenom vykoktá: „Ale to jste se spletl
One day a woman was working at a sреrм bank when an armed and masked robber bursts in demanding money. The woman has no money and says"sir you do realize this is a sреrм bank right?" the man replies "fine then take me to where you keep the sреrм or I will shoot you" the girl directs him to the vault and the man says" I want you to drink one." reluctantly the women drinks the sреrм and the man says "drink another one" so she does after she's done the man pulls off his mask and says"see honey it's not that hard"
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Money spent on boob jobs and viagra Riflessione scientifica: Negli anni 2001 e 2002 Az Amerikai Orvosi Szövetség kijelentette В днешни времена се харчат повече пари за гръдни импланти и виа-гра отколкото за изследвания за Алцхаймер. Тоест Ma több pénzt költenek az emberek mellplasztikára és viagrára I dag så lägger man mer pengar på bröstförstoringsoperationer och Viagra än man lägger på forskning om Alzheimers. Det innebär att det år 2030 kommer att finnas många pensionärsdamer med stora... On a dépensé en 2003 It has been revealed that the latest research shows more money is now spent on boob jobs and Viagra than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040 Nos anos de 2001 e 2002 Nå for tiden legges det mer penger på silikonpupper og Viаgrа enn på viktig alzheimerforskning. Så om 30 år står vi der med kjempepupper og stå
There is more money being spent on вrеаsт implants and Viаgrа today, than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky воовs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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A wife and husband are having money issues. One day they decide to have the wife work the corner. Later that night the husband goes to pick the wife up. He asks, "How much did you make, sweetie?" She answers, "I made $200.50." The husband says,
"What аsshоlе gave you 50 cents?" She replies,
"All of them."
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Their was four women right? and they all had a counsling session together. it was a class for addictions. so the coulsler guy turns to the group. " ok all of your addictions reflect in the name of your child." he looks at the first lady... your addicted to money theirfor your doughters name is penny. he turns to the second one. your addicted to food, and so your doughers name is kandi, he turns to the third one, and your adicted to метh, and ur doughters name is cristal, then he turns to the fourth women, and before he could say a word the lady stands up and says stop. then she grabs her sons hand and begins to leave... "c'mon diск were leaving".
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An old man goes into Victoria's Secret and tells the sales-person behind the counter he needs a present for his wife. "See," explains the man, "It is my fiftieth wedding anniversary and I would like to get something pretty to surprise the little lady, if you know what I mean." When he gets home, his wife asks with a scowl on her face, "Where have you been?"
"Surprise," says the old man and hands her a sеxy tiny teddy. The wife rips it from his hand and takes it to the bathroom to try it on. She struggles to make it fit, but it is two sizes too small. She take a long time in the bathroom and hopes her husband will lose interest and fall asleep because it is getting late into the evening. Finally she emerges from the bathroom with all the lights out. She is completely nudе and pretends to model it in front of him. Her husband, still sitting up, squinting to try and see finally says,
"For as much money I spent on it, they could of at least ironed out the wrinkles."
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Two homeless men are devising a plan to get free drinks at a bar. The first one has an idea:
"We'll buy a hot dog and stick it down your pants, walk into the bar, get our drinks, drink, and when the bartender asks for his money, you pull down your pants and I suск on the hot dog that you put down there. He'll kick us out, and we wont have to pay. It's brilliant!" The second man agrees and they do this in the first bar where it works just as planned. Then they hit up 4 more bars and the first man says,
"This is great, getting all these free drinks!" The other man replies,
"Yeah, especially because the hot dog fell out at the first bar."
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Money doesn't buy happiness? Well it does buy a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? Ya, I thought so...
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A snail entered a police station and told an officer, "I just got mugged by two turtles. They beat me up and took all my money!" The officer replied, "Why that's terrible. Did you get a good look at them?"
"No sir, it all happened so fast!"
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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says,
"We don't serve ducks here." The duck says,
"I'll pay you $20."
"Your money isn't good here."
"Then put it on my bill."
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A farmer wrote a letter to his son in jail for robbing a bank:
“This year, I can’t plant potatoes because you are not here to plow the field." The son wrote back, “Papa, don’t dare plow the field. That is where I hid the money I stole.” The police intercepted the letter and by the next day they'd dug up the entire field but found nothing. The son wrote to his father, “Now you can plant your potatoes."
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Роrnоgrарhy is what's going to save the 3D television market. The only thing we'll have to watch out for is the money shot. "Ahh did it get in my hair?"
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A guy at a bar says to the bartender, "I bet you $1,000 I can рее in that cup all the way over there at the end of the bar." The bartender agrees, so the guy whips it out and he pees all over the bar. Having just won $1,000, the bartender starts smiling. The guy goes over to a table where his friends are seating and collects a bunch of money from them. He walks back to the bar, gives the bartender his $1,000, and then starts laughing. The bartender asks, "Why are you laughing? You just lost the bet." The guy says,
"Before I bet you, I bet all of my friends over there $2,000 dollars that I could рее all over your bar and you would be happy about it!"
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A guy in a bar pukes on his shirt. His mate says, “No worries, just stick a $10 bill in your pocket, and tell your wife some guy puked on you and gave you the money for the cleaning bill!” So, he explains this to his wife who then asks, “So why are there two $10 bills in your pocket?” He replies, “Oh, because the guy рissеd in my pants as well!”
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I never realized as I was growing up that our family didn't have much money. I thought all the girls wore full length pants in second grade and returned from summer wearing the same pants, but now we were calling them capris!
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A guy embezzled money from his company and was about to jump off a bridge, when an old hag appeared and told him she was a witch, and would put the money back if he would sleep with her. He did, and was ready to go back to work, believing his problems were solved, when the old hag who was in bed smoking a cigarette asked him, “Sonny, aren’t you too old to believe in witches?”
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