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Q: What do the mosquito parents say to their small children, when they see people lying on the sandy beach during a hot summer day more than 15 minutes?
A:
"Kids, prepare the cutlery and your сhin-straps.
Our lunch is already heated up and ready for the consumption!"

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The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.
"Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread."
"That's right."
"Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake."
"Well, today is his birthday."

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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.

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Yo mama so sтuрid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.

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Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful.
As he met her, he told her only:
"Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years."
Ann took a look at his pants and said:
"I know that you´re pleased."

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Let's not mess with nature.
We are here to make babies.
So, let's get to it.

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I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

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Yo mammas so fат they had to make a new number.

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Q. Why don't lions eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.

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One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home.
He asked:
"What does "evolution" mean?"
His father replied, "Figure it out."
Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand:
"What's 289+308?"
The teacher said:
"Figure it out."
Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said:
"Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"

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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.

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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.

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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.

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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said:
"Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"

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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.

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What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar?
A jar of mayonnaise.

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A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."The teacher paused and said,
"But no one knows what God looks like."Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

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Cardi B and Bill Cosby walk into a bar...
I don’t remember the rest.

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Bar and Bartender Jokes

A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey.
One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him.
"Lou," says the shocked friend, "what are you doing?
I've known you for over fifteen years, and I've never seen you take a drink before.
What's going on?"
Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot glass, the man replies,
"My wife just ran off with my best friend."
He then throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp.
"But," says the other man, "I'm your best friend!"
The man turns to his friend, looks at him through bloodshot eyes, smiles, and then slurs, "Not anymore! He is!"

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