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Little Johnny's dad was constantly bragging about him to everyone. He was always telling everyone he met how his little Johnny did this, little Johnny did that, and little Johnny was the best kid ever.
One day little Johnny's dad was outside leaning on the fence talking to his next door neighbor. As usual it was "little Johnny did this, little Johnny did that, little Johnny's the best kid ever."
Just then the school bus pulled up and little Johnny himself got off the bus. His dad was elated. He turned back to the neighbor and said, "There's my little Johnny now! Isn't he the best kid ever? I'll ask him how his day went." So when little Johnny walked by on his way into the house his dad said; 
"So little Johnny, how was school today?" "Oh school was great today dad! I had SЕX in school today!" Then little Johnny went on into the house. His dad turned to his neighbor and said ever so proudly, "That's my little Johnny, he had SЕX in school today! What a kid!"
Next day little Johnny's dad was back at the fence again talking to the next door neighbor as the bus pulled up again. As little Johnny was getting off the bus, his dad turned to the neighbor and said "There's my little Johnny, what a boy! Watch this, I'll ask him if he had SЕX in school again today!" As little Johnny walked by on his way into the house his dad called out to him "Hey little Johnny, did you have SЕX in school again today?" "Oh no dad, my вuтт's still sore from yesterday!"
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I was eating and enjoying my food when a man entered into the restaurant where i was eating with a brief case.
I guess he is a politician cause his dressing and рот belly portrays it.
He walked and sat down as every body looked at him.
Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying.
The woman knelt down and told him that her children die of hunger since her husband died.
This man opened the brief case and gave this woman five thousand dollars.
The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness.
I was still watching when another man started crying and came to him. He knelt down and begged him that he need a money to establish a business.
This man brought out three hundred thousand dollars cheque and gave it to this man.
This time, i started murmuring and practicing on the lie i will вlоw to have my own national cake.
I started crying and came to the man. Immediately i knelt down, I heard "Cut! cut! cut!".
I turned and saw the laughing director of the movie.
Shame almost killed me.
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Αμπντουλάχ !! Γκάγκα Жена корабокрушенка попада на остров. След време се натъкнала на дивашко племе. Вождът казал: Werden drei Forscher im Urwald von Eingeborenen gefangen genommen. Sagt der Häuptling zum ersten: Van 2 tíos por la jungla y los pilla una tribu. Se los llevan al poblado atados con cuerdas y los ponen delante del jefe. El jefe mosqueado al ver intrusos, se pone serio y le dice al primero: Tu castigo sera MACUMBA o LA MUERTE, escoge. El tipo confuso en un acto reflejo por salvar la vida... Two men were shipwrecked on an island. They decided to venture inland to see if they could find someone. The men came across a village in the middle of a jungle, immediately they were surrounded by a tribe of islanders. The chief walks to the men and says, "What do you choose, Death or Boogaloo?"... Um francês, um italiano e um argentino são os únicos sobreviventes de um navio que naufragou. Agarrados a um pedaço de pau, vão parar numa ilha tropical. De repente aparecem uns nativos brutamontes que agarram os náufragos e levam até o chefe deles. O chefe olha para o francês e pergunta: — Quer... Ein Missionar läuft in Afrika durch den Dschungel. Auf einmal stolpert er über eine Wurzel. Da stürzen lauter Eingeborene aus den Pflanzen hervor und halten den Missionar fest. Der Häuptling fragt... Due scienziati vengono catturati dagli indigeni nell’Africa Nera e rinchiusi in una gabbia. Dopo qualche ora il capo tribu’ apre la gabbia tira fuori un prigioniero e gli chiede: “Tu cosa... 3 people explored the jungles, one was was France, one from Britain, and the other from America. While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three “You... Deux explorateurs se font attraper par une tribu de sauvage dans la jungle. Le chef de la tribu au premier d'entre eux : - « Tu choisis : soit c'est Tchi-Tchi, soit c'est la mort ! » L'explorateur... Gita in Africa. un gruppo di 10 persone viene catturato dalla tribù dei bunga bunga, il capo della tribù si avvicina a al primo: "Scegli morire o bunga bunga?" E lui: "Se posso scegliere scelgo... Certo dia um homem viajou para uma reserva da África para caçar. De repente ele é surpreendido por uma tribo de índios. Os indios o amarraram no tronco de uma árvore, e o chefe perguntou a ele: —...
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H - "Hello?"
W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
H - "Yes."
W - "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
H - "What's the price?"
W - "Only $1,500.00."
H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models.
I saw one I really liked.
I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price...and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
H-"What price did he quote you?"
W - "Only $60,000..."
H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else..."
H - "What?"
W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year.
It's on sale!!
Remember?
The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property."
H - "How much are they asking?"
W - "Only $450,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
H - "Bye...I love u too..."
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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