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Latest Jokes

What do you like most in a woman?
My Diск.

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Jokes about Women Pick-Up Lines Jokes

Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes

Sam: Hey John!
John: Hey!
Sam: Did you know Microsoft just bought Skype for ten million dollars?
John: Really!?
John: Idiots.... They could have downloaded it for free.

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Technology Jokes

What do you call a Puerto Rican мidgет?
A spec.

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Gross Jokes

Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn’t have.
In an attempt to кill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.

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Car and driving jokes Police Officer Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes Old People Jokes Phone jokes Banker Jokes

A company owner was asked a question, "How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"
He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."

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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes

When I was little I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike, I learned one week in Sunday school that that’s not how it works, so instead i just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.

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Religion jokes Office and Work Jokes School Jokes

Interviewer: Explain deadlock and I'll hire you Programmer: Hire me and I'll explain it to you

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Programmer Jokes

What do you have to do to win gold at the weather forecasting competition? You have to beat the raining champion!

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Weather jokes

What is the worst type of weather to hire for a job? Lightning because it's always on strike!

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Weather jokes

What did Mrs Claus say to Santa Claus when he asked what the weather forecast for Christmas Eve was? It look like rain, dear!

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Weather jokes

Why should you avoid tornado chasers? Because they’re always passing wind.

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Weather jokes

What is the opposite of a cold front? A warm back.

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Weather jokes

When does it rain money? When there's a change in the weather.

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Weather jokes

How does a thunderstorm catch fish? With a lightning rod!

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Weather jokes

Why is Britain the wettest country? Because royalty has reigned here for years.

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Weather jokes

What happens when winter arrives? Autumn leaves!

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Weather jokes

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear!

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Weather jokes

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? I have my eye on you.

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Weather jokes

What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt? You're shocking!

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Weather jokes