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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.
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Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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Майката: - А сега миличко си намисли някакво коледно желание! - Иска ми се Дядо Коледа да донесе дрехи на всички тия бедни, голи какички, дето са в компютъра на тати Une petite fille est entrain de prier : - Cher dieu, s'il vous plaît, envoyez des vêtements à ces pauvres femmes sur l'ordinateur de mon papa.
Mother:
"Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl:
"I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those nакеd girls in papa's computer."
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Der Freund zur Blondine: "Schatz, du warst wieder am Computer und hast heimlich gespielt!" Die Blondine verlegen: "Verdammt, wie hast du das rausbekommen?" - "Der Joystick ist nass!" - Hur vet man om en blondin har använt din dator? - Din joystick är blöt... Dupa ce se cunoaste ca o blonda a folosit un computer? E Joystick-ul umed...
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360?
The joystick is wet.
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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car's hood.
Male........The strap fastener on a woman's вrа.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male........Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sеx.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male........A source of entertainment, self-statement and male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.
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I named my hard drive "dat аss" so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat аss up'.
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!
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Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram.
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Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a tuba glue.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and вiтсh about the lack of obscure features!
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Q: What is fast and crunchy?
A: A rocket chip.
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Q: What do builders use to make websites?
A: Com.crete.
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What do you call a веnт iPhone 6 plus?
A dead wringer.
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My New Years resolution is 1080p.
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I just love to do special things for my wife on Valentine's day.
Like open the door for her when she puts all the laundry in the washing machine, or plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning.
Guys, it's these little thoughtful things you can do to have a marriage such as mine.
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny!
What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
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Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East?
A: A Selfie!
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It was Valentine's day and Jim and Danielle's first date.
They sat in the darkened cinema waiting for the film to start.
The screen finally lit up with a flashy advertisement for the cinema's concession stand.
Jim and Danielle realised that there was no sound.
The film began but the silence continued.
Suddenly, out of the darkness, an irritated voice in the crowd loudly shouted, "Okay, who's got the remote control?"
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