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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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Don't overburden a little person. If he carries too much weight he's liable to imp load.

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Usually when you hear about Norway it's Oslo news day.

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My failure to succeed in the water vapour business was a мisт stopper tunity.

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I stopped gambling after reading John Milton's Pair o Dice Lost.

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Chocolate bars make me fат. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.

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Every year I like to hide a dozen Easter Eggs in the house for the grand children.
This year my wife said "No Way" until I find the two unaccounted for eggs from last year.

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My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!

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I collect pre-digested food morsels. Your floss is my gain.

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An unbroken horse is mare rage material.

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The weather in Nunavut? I'gloomy. ‘S'no walk in the park. But at least I ‘ski'mo than I used to.

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As a punster, I took a break from self loathing. That's why I've been on I hate us.

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Korean bankers of late have a very appearance.

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The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.

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I got angry with the mime that lived next door to me.
To get even I played a blank CD over and over.
That drove him crazy.

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The Paleozoic era was even more computerized than today. Instead of kilobytes, they had trilobites.

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Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water.

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Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One's a slimy sсuм-suскing bottom-dwelling scavenger; the other is a fish.

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