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How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
25... there's no 'L'...

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This is Jeff, you're not in now, so I'll leave a message.

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I went to see my doctor and he asked for a stool sample. So i decided to take a basic woodworking course.

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Why was the blonde's steering wheel covered with lipstick? She was trying to вlоw the horn. Submitted by Curtis Submitted by Calamjo

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Lawyer:
"Judge, I wish to appeal my clientâs case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."
Judge:
"And what is the nature of the new evidence?"
Lawyer:
"Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."

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“In the 17th century people first began eating ice cream. It was also the century where people first heard the music of Handel and Bach. It was truly a suite time.”

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“If you're really out of sorts, I might have a couple that you could borrow.”

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Many environmentalists are also writers. They have many litter rarely qualities.

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Weeping Willows are a result of Chuck Norris yelling at trees for not being tough enough.

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What did the jealous storm trooper say to the friend who stole his girlfriend and was now going to marry her?
"May divorce be with you!"

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A whale is killing people in SeaWorld. Thats not funny but the headlines were funny: Killer Whale Kills. What the hеll do you think a killer whales going to do? If you go to Brooklyn and see somebody named Killer Mike you dont think hed give you no roses.

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My niece, Sue, plans to open a discount grocery store where everything expires in a week...
She's going to call it Best By...

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NED: Remember that goodlooking amputee from last night?
ED: Yeah – she really cauterize!

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Think the price of gas is expensive?
Have you seen the price of chimneys?
They are going through the roof!

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Dromedary – camel that gets annoyed when you milk it.

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What do you call a room full of women, half with РМS, half with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party!

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Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?
Because business was very light.

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Tequila is an excellent teacher...
Just last night it taught me to count...
One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor!

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