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Мешање
Weihnachten und Silvester verwechseln
Pourquoi les programmeurs mélangent toujours Noël et l'Halloween ? - Parce que DEC 25 = OCT 31 (25 décimales (dec)
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
Warum verwechseln Mathematiker Weihnachten und Halloween?
Warum verwechseln Informatiker Halloween und Weihnachten? Oct(31) == dec(25)
Proč si matfyzáci pletou Vánoce s Halloweenem? Protože DEC 25 je to samé
- Kodėl programuotojai kartais maišo Helovyną su Kalėdomis? - Nes Oct 31 lygu Dec 25.
How come legacy programmers get Halloween and Christmas confused?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25 (Octal 31 = Decimal 25)
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Q) How do you know when a blonde has been using a computer? A) Theres cheese by the mouse and tip-ex on the screen!
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A couple days ago, I was crossing this bridge, and there was this character standing there with a cup in his hand. He goes, Hey, can you help out my wife and family? I said, Sure. And I pushed him off the bridge.
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Když se říká „nikdo není dokonalý”
Чък Норис приема за лична обида
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes it as a personal insult.
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Соw insults can be very hard to diss heifer.
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Атомска бомба
Chuck Norris oder die Atombombe
Eigentlich wollten die Amerikaner Chuck Norris über Hiroshima abwerfen.
Всъщност
Президентът Труман трябвало да реши дали да пуснат атомна бомба над Хирошима или да пратят Чък Норис.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
After much debate
When President Roosevelt dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima
Why did President Truman drop the first atomic bomb? Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.
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The Devil whispered in my ear, “You’re not strong enough to withstand the storm.”
I whispered in the Devil’s ear, “I like your eggs.”
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The Sharkeisha super falcon punch is as close as anyone has ever gotten to the force of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris takes his shirt off the sun gets a tan.
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All your base are belong to Chuck Norris.
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According to chemistry ALCOHOL is a SOLUTION
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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
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Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, "What are you doing in there?" She says,
"I'm washing my clothes." The man asks, "Why don't you use a washing machine?" The blonde says,
"I tried that, but it was too dizzy.
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Chuck Norris was born a blonde, but the blood of his victims dyed his hair and beard to a healthy orange.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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Just helped my neighbor throw a rolled up carpet in the dumpster...
Her boyfriend would have helped but he is out of town.
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