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Intersex people are very еrотiс. They have a lot of androgynous zones.

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What's a вееr afficionado's favourite kind of роrn?

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I used to work in an office, and when I worked in an office, I celebrated all the holidays -- Cesar Chavez Day, Labor Day -- just to get a day off of work. It could be ККК Day -- Do I get a day off of work?

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The teacher asks Jim, "Jimmy, why aren't you writing?"
"I don't has a pencil."
"Jimmy, that's not a correct sentence. The correct way is: I don't have a pencil, he doesn't have a pencil, we don't have a pencil."
"Who stole all the pencils then?"

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My friends from New York talk about how tough their schools were. I’m not impressed. I'm from Texas.
My school had it’s own coroner.
We used to write essays like:
“What I want to be IF I grow up...”

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Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

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People say I'm condescending...
That means I talk down to people.

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If Thanksgiving is your left leg and Christmas is your right leg, can I visit between the holidays?

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Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said,
"Two to four years."

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One blonde was on one side of the river and there was another blonde on the other side of the river. One blonde yells to the other blonde, "How do you get to the other side?" and the other blonde yells back, "You are on the other side!"

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Someone overturned my port-a-роттy! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer

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A man visits his doctor and says, doctor, I keep seeing green Martians before my eyes.
The doctor asks have you seen a psychiatrist?
The patient says,
"No Only green Martians!"

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What do you do in case of fallout? Put it back in and take shorter strokes. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Calamjo

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Inertia is a property of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.

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This was a really, really big year for me.
I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults' table. That's 'cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.

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Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress's name tag?
A: "What did you name the other one?"

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