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What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when Dorothy spilled вееr on her?
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My wife won’t let me get a tattoo of a grizzly bear on each bicep...
She is infringing on my right to bear arms!
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I get upset about Asian canine-smugglers. They really know how to pooch my Bhutans.
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Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A: 100. One to make the batter and 99 to сrаск the shells on the M&Ms.
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Why did the Blonde рее in the Grocery Store?
The sign said ''Wet Floor.''
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Redhead:
"You ever smelled moth ваlls?"
Blonde:
"Yes, I think they smell good."
Redhead:
"Wow, I can't believe you got your nose between those tiny legs."
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Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*ck sucker again!?
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Плавуша и комарец
Η Ξανθιά και το κουνούπι
Каква е разликата между комара и блондинката?
Quelle est la différence entre les moustiques et les femmes ?Les moustiques
What's a difference between a blond and a mosquito?
Connaissez-vous la différence entre un moustique et une blonde?
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer Blondine und einem Blutegel? Wenn man dem Blutegel auf den Kopf haut
Која е разликата помеѓу плавуша и комарец? Комарецот откако ке го удриш престанува да цица!
Vous savez quelle est la différence entre une blonde et un moustique ? Et bien le moustique arrête de sucer quand on lui tape sur le front.
Vad är det för skillnad på en mygga och en blondin? Blondinen får suga färdigt.
Quel est la différence entre un moustique et une prostituée ? Quand tu tapes le moustique il arrête de te sucer
Hvad er forskellen på en myg og en blondine? – Myggen stopper med at suge når man klapper den.
Hvad er forskellen på en blondine og en myg? Hvad er forskellen på en blondine og en myg? - En myg holder selv op med suge
Hvad er forskellen på en myg og en kvinde? Kvinden får lov til at sutte færdig
Wat is het verschil tussen een dom blondje en een mug? Een mug houdt op met zuigen als je hem slaat en een dom blondje niet?
Hva er forskjellen på ei blondine og en mygg? - Blondinen fortsetter å suge dersom du klapser til henne..
Mitä eroa on sääskellä ja blondilla? - Sääski lakkaa imemästä jos sitä lyö.
- Vad är det för skillnad på en rysk ubåt och en blondin? - Väldigt få har varit inne i en rysk ubåt.
- Vet du vad det är för skillnad mellan en mygga och en blondin ? - Man sl�r myggan innan den har sugit f�rdigt
- Vad är det för skillnad på en kvinna och en mygga? - Myggan låter man inte suga klart.
Kuo skiriasi blondinė nuo uodo? Tuo
Sapete quale è la differenza tra una zanzara e una donna? che la zanzara rompe solo d'estate la donna tutto l'anno.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto?
A masqueto stops suскing when you slap it
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What do you call a skeleton in the closet?
The 1863 Blonde Hide-and-Seek champion!
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A blonde approaches a stranger and asks what time it is. The stranger says,
"11:45." The blonde says,
"Really? That's so weird. Every time I ask that question, I get a different answer."
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How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
She can't find her pencil and her тамроn is behind her ear.
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As a doctor, I never make a joke about an unvaccinated baby. But let me give it a shot.
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Tickle Nhat Hahn: Have you met my pet snake "Karma"?
Swami Mahahaharaj: Why would you name a snake "Karma"?
Tickle Nhat Hahn: Because he used to be a lawyer.
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Did you know that lots of lawyers put copies of their JD degrees on their dashboards?That way they get to park in the spots reserved for the handicapped.
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Did you hear about the blonde who was sniffing nutrasweet?She thought it was diet coke. Submitted by CurtisEdited by Yisman
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“The author's lawyer defended her rights in the book case.”
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Scientific research has become too consumer-driven. Entire disciplines have been compromised. Buyology is a good example.
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Saw myself nакеd in front of a mirror a couple days ago -- thats not the joke, thats what we called the setup. I saw myself nакеd, and I said, Holy соw, Im The White Man. Ive heard a lot of bad things about you, cracka.
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