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I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it.
My skin got flushed and my heart raced, I got sweaty and short of breath...
It's too dangerous.

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In 1990, Chuck Norris founded the non-profit organization "Kick Drugs Out of America". If the organization's name were "Roundhouse Kick Drugs out of America", there wouldn't be any drugs in the Western Hemisphere. Anywhere.

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The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.

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I tried to take the wrinkles out of my pastry. But I can't iron pie right.

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All political speechwriters should be sentenced to death by electoral-elocution.

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Scandinavians live at the edge of the Earth, ie Fin land.

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Wanna hear a cereal pun? I'm not sure you're Shreddie for it.

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Who did Noah hire to build his boat?

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Name for a men-only massage therapy clinic: Backs Treat Boys.

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Hear the pun about the rooster who celebrated Remembrance Day?

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Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.

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Kickass this if your bored and you went on a joke website.

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My dad is retired now, and he moved to Florida. And its really great to be able to finally go down and visit him now that hes finally able to do those things in life that hes always wanted to do, which apparently is start drinking at noon and then head on out to buy me ugly shirts.

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“My doctor couldn't understand why I wouldn't treat my poison ivy - he said I was being irrational.”

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What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist? Marriage.

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If you can’t find a lawyer who knows the law, find a lawyer who knows the judge.

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A young married woman (Blonde) was discussing her sеx life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend asked,
"Do you talk to your husband when you're making love?" She thought about it a minute then said,
"Well, no. But I could. I mean he has a cell phone and all now."

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