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Geek Воотy Call... Fаn Fiction:
You're totally fаn-fic worthy. I think someone's about to make an appearance in Kirk's quarters next chapter.

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Geek Воотy Call... Guild:
Would you like to join my MMORPG guild for some level grinding?

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Geek Воотy Call... Come Home:
Please come home with me so I can experience first contact.

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A lot of people think I look like Alec Baldwin.
They don't actually tell me that, but I'm pretty sure that's what they're thinking.

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Geek Воотy Call... Limited Edition:
Even if you were a limited-edition convention exclusive figure numbered to 5,000, I'd still play with you.

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Hobo Воотy Call... Pile:
Nice rags. Haven't I seen you rooting around the same pile before?

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Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony?
A: Look for sesame seed buns.

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80s Воотy Call... Puzzle:
I'd like to solve your Rubik's Cube.

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80s Воотy Call... Call:
Who ya gonna call? How about me?

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80s Воотy Call... Mr. T:
I pity the fool who doesn't come home with me tonight!

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80s Воотy Call... Betamax:
Can I put my tape in your Betamax?

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80s Воотy Call... DeLorean:
Wanna take a ride in my DeLorean?

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90s Воотy Call... Flannel:
That flannel makes you look particularly undernourished in this garage light.

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90s Воотy Call... Mosh Pit:
You just dove from the stage of my dreams into the mosh pit of my so-called life.

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Geek Воотy Call... Series:
If you had your own syndicated series, it'd be called "Ваве-a-lon Five."

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Classic Воотy Call... A Becoming Shirt:
Gee, that shirt is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.

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80s Воотy Call... Smurf:
I'd like to smurf all over you with my big, throbbing smurf.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Oops I did it again!

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