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Q: Why do bees hum?
A: They don't know the words.

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Q: What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
A: Chocolate-chip cookie d'oh!

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James Brown can do no wrong in my eyes.
I don't care who he killed - they had it coming to them; they shouldn't have been there.

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Q: What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
A: Their middle names.

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Q: What do you call Charlie Brown with no legs?
A: Ground Chuck.

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Q: What do you have when you hold two green ваlls in your hand?
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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What's the difference between Simba and O.J. Simpson?
One's an African lion, and the other's a lion African.

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Q: What do you get when Маdоnnа is in a convertible?
A: A top that comes down easily.

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Q: Why was Oprah stopped at the airport?
A: She was arrested for carrying 300 pounds of сrаск in her pants.

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Q: How are men like lava lamps?
A: They're fun to look at, but they're not that bright.

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Q: Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?
A: You wind it up and it plays with your kids.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: Mimes in a chainsaw fight.

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I can remember when you were a little, short black boy with an afro.
Now, you are a tall white woman with a perm.

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You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

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Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie?
A: Dead meat.

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Q: What do you get when you play country music backwards?
A: You get back your wife, your dog and your truck.

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Q: What Does Legolas feed his horse?
A: Elf-elf-a

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I'm like, 'I ain't taking 13 kids to no dамn movies.
' I was like, 'I'll take two of them, and they can tell the rest what they've seen.'

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