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So this rетаrdеd blind couple just lives in Guantanamo Bay.
The prison warden told us soon these little fishies would grow gills.
So we have been feeding our fishies since 911 they all been fed really well.
In our daily water events until I told my wife, "there is a problem these fish haven't grown any gills."
So we told the Warden and he laughed he said:
"You know what you've been doing since 911 the blind couple relied on what!"
The warden replied, "well you've been waterboarding convicted isis terrorists!"
The blind couple said,
"What happens to the fishes?"
The warden replied, "well they are dead of course!"

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Why did the basketball player go to jail?
"Because he shot the ball!"

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What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.

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Yo' Mama has so many gaps in her teeth, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggеrs?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggеrs?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggеrs?
Prison Warden.

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What do you call a niggеr with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rаре White women?
An inmate.

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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.

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There is a 1000 niggеrs and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.

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Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.

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What do you call a clairvoyant мidgет who escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.

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A prisoner was told how he’ll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.

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What does a niggеr do after sеx? 25 years to life

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Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers it’s a whole sentence

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What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.

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I think if you go to jail for something you didn't do, you should get credit towards another сriме.

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The guy who gives out food at the prison canteen asks: “Eat here or take away?”
The prisoner frowns: “Not funny, Marlon! Not funny at all!!”

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What’s the difference between spinach and boogers?
Kids don’t eat spinach.

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After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!

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