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What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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Why did the basketball player go to jail?
"Because he shot the ball!"
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So this rетаrdеd blind couple just lives in Guantanamo Bay.
The prison warden told us soon these little fishies would grow gills.
So we have been feeding our fishies since 911 they all been fed really well.
In our daily water events until I told my wife, "there is a problem these fish haven't grown any gills."
So we told the Warden and he laughed he said:
"You know what you've been doing since 911 the blind couple relied on what!"
The warden replied, "well you've been waterboarding convicted isis terrorists!"
The blind couple said,
"What happens to the fishes?"
The warden replied, "well they are dead of course!"
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
Как наричате бял човек
Как называется один белый в окружении тысячи негров? Надсмотрщик.
There is a 1000 niggеrs and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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What do you call white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A mudslide.
What do you call black people running down a hill?
A jail break.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sеx in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Whats a prisoners favorite game?
Hangman!
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A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions …you must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate and you must never hold on to any beef . "
The Angel then disappeared.
The man did as was told and became generous and kind …as he emerged from the betting office with all his money… he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person…each and everytime.
He ,however couldn’t seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what .
When he died the Angel came back for him …
“But I’m undeserving I can’t come with you” he said …
“Yes you can” replied the Angel ,
“you gave all your stake ( steak) away”
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
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Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals, they are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit, they go in and the first man comes out with a peach, he is instructed to shove it in his аss and if he laughs he will be killed, he tries and dies, the second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same, when the two meet at the pearly gates the first man says, i had a peach, there fuzzy, you had a grape whats your excuse? "Well i was doing fine until I say jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple.
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Why did the guitarist go to prison?
Cause he fingered A minor
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What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named brandon
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What is a prisoner’s favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
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I saw a мidgет prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that’s a little соn-descending
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