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Who were the famous triplets of the New Testament?
First, Second, and Third John.

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Harry walked over to the Priest after services, “You know Father, I am really stuck in a quandary. I would like to attend church next week but I just can’t miss the big game next Sunday, it’s just out of the question.”
“Oh Harry, Harry” said the Priest putting his arm around Harry. “Don’t you know, that’s what recorders are for.”
Harry’s face lit up, “You mean I could record your sermon?”

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It seems that the older we are the more we read the Bible...
Are we cramming for finals?

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Have you heard about the new cheese factory they’re opening in Palestine?
It’s called ‘Cheeses of Nazareth’.

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Just found out from the internet that heaven isn’t real. Apparently the bright light you see when you die is actually you being reborn and coming out of another vаginа.

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The Pope walks into a Mosque.
The imam says “Why the wrong faith?”

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P ilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am 300 miles from land . . . 600 feet over water . . . and running out of fuel . . . please instruct!
Tower to pilot . . . tower to pilot . . . repeat after me:
“Our Father, which art in heaven . . .”

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I feel sorry for Моsеs... he spent forty years wandering the desert, eating nothing but the bread off the ground and the occasional bird, and every day a million people would come up to him and ask, "Are we there yet?"

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What do you call an angry Muslim?
Amin AbadMood

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The Muslims first invented the соndом in the year 654 using a goat intestine. Christians expanded on this idea in 1364 by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

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A not-so-bright girl is flying in a plane when her pilot keels over. She calls out:
"Mayday! Mayday! My pilot is dead!"
Air traffic control responds, "Don't worry, I'll talk you through this. What's your height and position?"
"I'm five-four and I'm in the plane," she says.
"Repeat after me," says the voice. "Our Father, who art in heaven...."

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Just seen a bishop walking in the street which was strange because he wasn’t walking diagonally.

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Why are Catholic priests always running? Because they love to exercise demons.

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TIMES were tough, so Ollie decided to hire out as a painter. He was hired to paint the Lutheran church and he was doing well until he reached the steeple. By then, Ollie saw he was running low on paint. So, he decided to stretch the paint by thinning it out with some turpentine. As he neared the top of the steeple, he witnessed a flash of lightning and rolling thunder, accompanied by a voice from the heavens:
“Ollie . . . Ollie . . . Repaint! . . . And thin no more.”

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How much рussy do priests get?
Nun.

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Why do people celebrate Jesus going to heaven? Once you reach your 30s the last thing you want is to move back with your parents.

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What did the bishop say after they redid the Church foyer with black and white tiles? …
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“It looks nice but now I can only enter and exit the Church diagonally. “

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What happens when you fаrт in church?
You have to sit in your own pew.

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