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Две госпожици играят голф. Една слънчева неделна утрин две жени отишли да поиграят голф. Deux copines jouent au golf. La première balance son swing Две дамы играют в гольф. Одна бьет по мячу и с ужасом видит как он попадает в одного из мужчин из компании Duas mulheres estavam jogando golfe numa manhã de sábado. Uma delas errou a tacada e atingiu um jogador próximo. Quando a bola atingiu o homem Deux copines sont en train de jouer au golf par une belle matinée d'un samedi. La première des deux balance son swing et... constate avec horreur que sa balle est allée directement sur un groupe de... Twee vrouwen zijn aan het golfen en eentje geeft een ferme dreun op het balletje. Het vliegt recht naar de volgende hole waar 2 mannen staan te spelen en eentje wordt geraakt. Hij valt meteen op de... Twee vrouwen spelen op zondagmorgen een partijtje golf. Op een zeker moment slaat de ene vrouw de bal behoorlijk uit de richting. Het is zelfs zo erg dat ze enkele honderden meters verder een man... Bir cumartesi sabahı.. İki genç kadın golf oynuyorlar. Sarışın olanı topu dikmiş sopayı öyle bir savurmuş’ki top havada kurşun gibi uçmuş A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.... 2 women were playing golf. On the third hole there was a man in front of them but about 175 yards down the fairway. The first woman said i'll tee off he is far enough away. She hit the drive of her... Két nő játszik a golfpályán. Egyikük üt egy nagyot Deux jeunes et jolies femmes jouent au golf un samedi matin ensoleillé. La première d'un superbe swing frappe la balle. Et Două tipe joacă golf şi se distrează de minune până când una dintre ele trimite mingea exact în mijlocul unui grup de bărbaţi. Din nefericire Uma loira esta jogando golfe quando da uma tacada e acerta um homem que logo cai no chão Uma loira estava jogando golf!Quando da uma tacada muito forte e acerta um rapaz que cai com as mãos entre as pernas. Com dó a loira diz ser uma enfermeira e sugere uma massagem. Que o rapaz... Em um campo de golfe Uma moça estava participando de um campeonato de golfe Bir grup kadın golf oynamaktadırlar. Kadınlardan biri sert bir vuruş yapar ve top biraz ötede oynayan erkeklerin tarafına gider Golfo klubas. Dvi moterys žaidžia golfą. Viena kad užsimos
Two women were playing golf.
One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of them and he immediately fell to the ground clutching his hands together in his groin, and rolled around in obvious agony.
The woman rushed over and immediately began to apologize "Please allow me to help, I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'll allow me" she told him."
"Oh no I'll be all right, I'll be fine in a few minutes" the man replied, still lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.
Following her persistence however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them at his sides, she loosened his trousers and put her hand inside.
She administered tender and skillful massage for several long moments and then asked "How does that feel?"
He replied "It feels fabulous, but my thumb still hurts like hеll."
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While vacationing in France In France Una volta Chuck Norris uscì in bicicletta e senza volerlo vinse il tour de France.
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Кањон Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Инструктор по голф обяснява на богата дама по време на първия й урок: La señora Pérez lleva más de un año dando clases de golf A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how shed do. The blonde did so and completely duffed the shot. The pro said A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do. The blonde did so and completely duffed the shot. The pro said Golf gehört nicht gerade zu den augenfälligsten Fähigkeiten der Brünetten. Deshalb rät ihr der entnervte Trainer nach der 22. Übungsstunde: "Fräulein Sabine Det var en gång ett gift par som skulle ut och golfa. Mannen var duktig på golf men inte hustrun. Guiden skulle hjälpa henne med att slå golfbollen. Alla slag hon slog var värdelösa. Då sa guiden. -Låtsas att golfklubban är din mans penis. Hustrun svarade. -Ok. Hon slog och den flög långt. -Bra Kobieta bierze lekcję golfa Der Pro ist am verzweifeln Nuori nainen oli kovasti halukas oppimaan golfia Sot si sotie pentru primadatã la golf. Angajeazã un instructor care sã le arate ce si cum. Instructorul De smått ointelligenta och gifta paret Olsson hade bara ett enda intresse: SEX! Men en dag så sa maken: - Jag tycker att vi borde skaffa oss ett till gemensamt intresse. Vad sägs t ex om att börja... Eine Blondine macht einen Golfkurs. Der Golflehrer rät ihr Eine Blondine will Golf spielen lernen. Nach der 12. Unterrichtsstunde sagt der Golflehrer entnervt: "Sie sollen den Schläger nicht wie ein Schraubstock anfassen! Stellen Sie sich vor Det var en långhårig otroligt snygg blondin som var på golfkurs. Instruktören säger åt henne gång på gång: - Håll inte i klubban så hårt. Han lägger dit hennes fingrar rätt och hon svingar Precēts pāris mācās spēlēt golfu. Instruktors saka vīram: - Tagad paņemiet nūju tā maigi
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad.
She decides to consult a golf pro.
When she sees the golf pro, she explains how bad she is and he tells her to go ahead and hit the ball.
She does.
The ball goes about 50 yards into the brush slicing to the right.
The golf pro says to the woman, "I can see that you have a lot of problems. Your stance is bad, your head is all over the place, and the worst thing is that grip."
When she asks what can be done to fix the situation, he suggests, "Grab the club gently, as if you were grabbing your husband's "club".
When the feeling is right, go ahead and swing.
"She does just that and the ball goes off the tee perfectly straight for about 275 yards."
The golf pro says to the woman, "That is unbelievable, I didn't think you would do that well. But now on to your next problem. How are we going to get that golf club out of your mouth?"
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Hier gibt es keine Fische Посред зима един рибар отива да лови риба. Един рибар отишъл за риба. Един рибар отива и пробива една дупка в леда. Ein Mann geht mit Angel One day Het is hartje winter en een Belg gaat vissen. Hij kijkt om zich heen en denkt: "Dit is een mooie rustige plek Ein Angler geht aufs Eis Een blondje wou gaan vissen op het ijs. Ze had vele boeken over het onderwerp gelezen en schafte zich de nodige zaken aan en ze ging naar het ijs. Nadat ze haar comfortabele stoeltje op het ijs... Temel Kuzey Kutbuna gider. Buzda balık avlamanın çok popüler olduğunu duyar En blondin som i julklapp fått ett isfiske spö bestämde att hon skulle åka och testa det nya spöet. Tidigt nästa morgon så samlade hon ihop utrustningen och begav sig ut på isen. När hon nådde sin...
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift.
Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice.
When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: "There are no fish in there".
So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there.
So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.
"How do you know there are no fish there?" asks the blonde.
So the man cooly says "Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you're going to have to pay for those holes."
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The was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be 10 minutes late.
On Saturday morning George was there at exactly 10:00. He golfed right handed and won the round.
Next Saturday rolls around, and George says that he will be there, but he may be 10 minutes late again. He shows up right on time, golfs left handed, and wins the round. This continues for the next few weeks, with Geoge always saying that he may be 10 minutes late, and then always winning the round golfing, either left or right handed.
The other employees are getting tired of this, and decided to ask him what the deal was. They said, ''George, every Saturday you say you may be ten minutes late. You never are. Then you show up and golf with either right handed or left handed, and always win. What is up with that?''
George replies, ''Well, I am a very superstitious kind of guy. Every Saturday when I wake up, I look over at my wife. If she is sleeping on her left side, I golf left handed. If she is sleeping on her right side, I golf right handed.''
''Well,'' one of the employees questioned, ''What happens if she is laying on her back?'' George replies, ''Then I am 10 minutes late.''
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