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Haters bring drama, stoners bring ganja

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Join the marijuana movement, it's a joint effort.

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Call me Spiderman, because I'm in love with Mary Jane.

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Wееd doesn't make you cool, it makes you high.

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Freedom doesn't exist if nature is illegal.

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Are you a drug, cause I marijuana take you home with me tonight.

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Always take your driver's license picture SТОNЕD, so when you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like that.

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God is perfect. Man is not. Man made liquor. God made рот.

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What if Instagram instantly gave you a gram?

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If someone could convince Justin Bieber to drive Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan off of a cliff, we could кill two birds with one stoner.

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Girls that smoke wееd are just so much more chill.

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I'm not religious, but I worship Mary Jane.

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Dig a little hole, plant a little seed, wait a little while, smoke a little weed

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I'd rather have a world of potheads than alcoholics.

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I'll huff and I'll рuff and I'll вlоw these trees down.

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Don't get high......Stay high!

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If she can roll, wife that вiтсh.

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UNDER the influence, but ABOVE the ignorance.

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