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Got busted with wееd once and the cop asked me to give up my source. I said "Mother Earth."

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I'm not addicted to wееd, but I smoke it like I am.

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Gas prices may be high, but I am definitely higher.

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Say no to drugs! Then again, if you're talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs.

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Sometimes I smell wееd and can't tell if someone is smoking near me, or if its just my clothes.

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You might regret what you do, but you will regret what you dont smoke much more.

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Good wееd and good music. Total relaxation.

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Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

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I stay high cause I like the view.

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Wееd doesn't make you sтuрid, you were sтuрid before you smoked the wееd.

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Purple haze got me in a daze.

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Girls that look like barbie, but smoke like marley

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These days I don't know what's higher...my phone bills, food prices, gas, or me.

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Marijuana, cant we all just get a воng?
You cant buy happiness, but you can buy wееd and that's pretty fuскing close.

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The only wееd problem I have, is when I don't have any wееd, and that's a big problem.

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Apparently wееd is considered a gateway drug. That explains how I got to Narnia.

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All you fuскеrs that don't get high, shut the fuск up and give it a try.

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There are two kinds of people in this world. Those that smoke marijuana, and those that need to.

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