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Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember,In the 1980’s they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!

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News Alert: Trump spending weekend working at the White House.
April Fools

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Trump, Hillary, and Putin ran a marathon.
Trump wins, Putin finished last.
US newspapers: Hillary finished second.
Russian newspapers: Putin won.

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Trump hates saying "yes" to Mexicans so much
We may as well call him the "Not Si" President

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What did Donald Trump say after his attempt to hang himself failed?
"Fake Noose!"

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What do Trump and his supporters NOT have in common?
His supporters have a blind trust.

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So the American people's choices for President of the United States will most likely be Donald Trump or Hilary Clinton.
That's it. That's the joke. There is no punchline.

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Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a debate...
America says,
"What is this, a joke?"

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Why is it impossible to throw a вееr at Trump?
Because he's a draft dodger

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Why is Donald Trump always in the comments?
Because the real joke is always in the comments.

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Trump can now claim he’s a Vietnam vet
... Since he was shot down by North Korea in Hanoi

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How would Donald Trump have said "grab em by the p***y" if he was a Communist?
Seize the means of reproduction

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Why can't President Trump ever finish reading a book?
Because everything he starts ends with chapter 11.

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Why does the Mexican Air Force stress out Donald Trump?
Bc he can’t stand the sound of twenty Juan pilots.

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What do atoms and President Trump have in common?
They make up everything

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Trump may have dodged the draft but he was still given honorary military ranks.
Private Tax Return,
Major Embarrassment,
Chief Petty Officer,
General Incompetence.

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What did Donald Trump say when he matched King Jong Un on tinder?
Send Nukes

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Well... there goes Ted's reputation
Trump: No one embarrasses themselves on Twitter like I do
Ted Cruz: Hold my milk
Trump: Wait, this isn't milk...

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