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Трима вампири сядат в кафене.
Trois vampires se retrouvent à un bar. Le premier commande un verre de sang chaud. Le deuxième commande un verre de sang froid. Le troisième commande un verre d'eau chaude. Les deux autres le regardent tout étonnés.
Dracula entre dans un bar de vampires et demande au serveur :
C'est trois vampires qui sont dans un bar. Le premier vampire commande un verre de sang chaud.Le deuxième commande un verre de sang froid. Le troisième commande un verre d'eau chaude! Les deux autres le regardent et lui pose la question : - Pourquoi un verre d'eau chaude ? Le troisième répond -...
Един ден двама вампири влезли в бар. Първият казал: - Чаша топла кръв
Een Nederlandse
Eine Vampirdame setzt sich an eine Bar und sagt zu dem Barkeeper: "Ich hätte gerne eine Tasse mit heißem Wasser." Der Barkeeper fragt erstaunt: "Wieso wollen sie denn Wasser? Sie sollten lieber...
Drei Vampire treffen sich in einer Bar. Einer kommt aus Deutschland
Ein Vampir geht in eine Bar und bestellt sich ein heißes Glas Wasser.Da fragt der Wirt neugierig: "Hmm
Sitzt ein Eglischer Vampir in einem Kaffe und bestellt eine Tasse heißes Wasser holt einen benutzten Tampong aus der Tasche und sagt genüslich i’ts Tea Time
Zwei Vampire gehen in ein Restaurant. Der Eine bestellt sich eine Schale Blut
A vampire goes into to the bar and and for a glass of hot water. The bartender says
Van tres vampiros a un bar a tomarse algo en pleno mes de agosto
The bartender looks a little worried
There was a vampire who walked into a vampire bar and asked the bartender for a glass of hot water. The bartender asked what for
Trzy wampiry wchodzą do baru. Pierwszy z nich siada
3 vampires se retrouvent dans un bar lugubre
Kolme vampyyriä meni baariin. Ensimmäinen tilasi pienen lasillisen verta
3 vampieren stappen een caf� binnen. De eerste vampier bestelt een glaasje A negatief en hij drinkt het op. De tweede bestelt een glaasje O negatief opgewarmd. De derde bestelt een glaasje kokend...
A vampire walks into a bar
Alcuni vampiri stanno bevendo un drink al loro bar. Entra Dracula e chiede al barista: “Una tazza di acqua bollente”. Il barista e gli altri vampiri lo guardano male. Allora lui tira fuori un...
3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Вlооdy Mary. The second orders a Вlооdy Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Вlооdy Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me”
“Hot water?”
“I found a тамроn out back and want to make tea”
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How do you know a vampire’s sick?
If he’s coffin (coughing?)
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I tried to get my bloood suскеd by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside
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The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife’s coughin’ (coffin…coughin’…get it?)
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What is a vampire’s favourite animal?
A giraffe.
What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
Neck-tarines.
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I aced my poker test…
my teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror…
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffee-n…
do you get my puns… no, because you can’t seem to get a grasp on how bad they are…
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A Vampire Stalks you into a field of corn, The stakes have never been higher…
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What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
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What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first bite <3
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What is the favourite drink of a vampire?
bloody marry
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Q:how can you tell if a vampire is sick
A:By how much hes coffin
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Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can’t drink
Bloodly Marys because they are
Vampires
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Everytime I’m come straight home from work you in the bed sleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket. Then the next thing I noticed you just came back from the dead in no time duммy.
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Dracula visits his doctor and says, “Doctor, I’m really worried. For a while now, there was no blood in my stool.”
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