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- She thought TuPac Shakur was a jewish holiday - she sent me a fax with a stamp on it - she thought a quarterback was a refund - she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order - she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center - she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats - under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics" - she tried to drown a fish - she tripped over a cordless phone - she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate" - she put lipsick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind - she got stabbed in a shoot-out - she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK" - she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death - if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back - they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade - she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept - at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"... she put "Sagittarius" - she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store - it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes - if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless - she studied for a blood test - and failed - she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train - she sold the car for gas money - when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends - when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved - she thinks Taco Веll is where you pay your phone bill - when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead - when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
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Αντρες-Γουρούνια Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Männern und Schweinen? Schweine verwandeln sich nicht in Männer Каква е разликата между прасето и мъжа? Прасето като се напие не се превръща в мъж Quelle est la différence entre les hommes et les cochons ? Les cochons ne se transforment pas en homme quand ils ont bu. Hvad er forskellen på mænd og svin? – Svin bliver ikke til mænd selvom de bliver fulde. Каква е разликата между мъжете и свинете? Свинете не се превръщат в мъже – Hva er forskjellen på svin og menn? – Svin blir ikke menn når de blir fulle. Qual a diferença entre homens e porcos? Porcos não viram homens quando bebem ... Vad är det för skillnad mellan män och svin? - Svin blir inte män när de blir fulla. Во што е разликата помеѓу свиња и маж? Свињата не се претвора во маж кога ќе се напие.
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There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!"
And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window.
The Russian says "I hate my country!"
And throughs a bomb out the window.
Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?"
The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death."
"I didn't do that" says the Mexican.
The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?"
The kid says "my mom was driving and a pie fell on her windshield and drove off a cliff cause she couldn't see!"
"I didn't do that" says the American.
Then the Russian gets off the plane and saw a kid laughing his head off.
The Russian says "what's so funny?"
The kid says " daddy farted and the house went BOOM BOOM!"
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Reichlich Reis und Dollar 4 Nationen im Zug Пътуват в едно и също купе китаец Бай Ганю Немец Бай Ганьо Era una vez un americano Sitzen ein Deutscher In een vliegtuig zitten een Duitser En un bote viajaban un moro Suomalainen Suomalainen
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