Birthday Jokes

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My birth certificate was a letter of apology that my dad got from the соndом company…

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It's always a good idea to make friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime.

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When you were born the doctor slapped your mama and said "oh goodie twins".

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

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"Were any famous men born on your birthday?"
"No, only little babies."

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You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.

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Happy 10th birthday to your dating profile pic.

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Your secrets are safe with me because I literally won't remember them. This also applies to your birthday. Your birthdays are safe with me.

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I like birthdays, but I think too many can кill you.

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I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is when you're set on fire, and then eaten by the hero that saved you.

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I thought it was my birthday cake but it was just the shed on fire.

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People come and go but birthdays do accrue.

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Why are birthday's good for you? Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

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The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out.

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What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays burn you up?"

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If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on facebook!

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I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

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people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school
Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey
Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

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