• Home
  • Joke Categories
  • Popular
  • Jokes From our facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/Jokes-441655979354080)
  • Funny pictures
  • Most popular
  • Newest jokes
  • Aviation Jokes
  • Christmas Jokes
  • Dad Jokes
  • Genie jokes
  • Gynaecology Jokes, Gynaecologist Jokes
  • Jewish Jokes
  • Jokes about Police Officers
  • Jokes From our facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/Jokes-441655979354080)
  • Knock-knock jokes
  • Lawyer Jokes
  • Masturbation jokes
  • Mother in law jokes
  • Nurse jokes
  • Old People Jokes
  • Political Joke
  • Psychology, Psychotherapy, and psychiatry jokes, Shrinks Jokes
  • Rude Jokes
  • Scots jokes, Scotsman Jokes, Scottish jokes, Scotland Jokes
  • Sex Jokes
  • Soccer jokes, Football jokes
  • Vulgar jokes
  • Weed Jokes
  • Animal Jokes
  • Blonde Jokes
  • Chuck Norris
  • Dark Humor
  • Dirty jokes
  • Doctor's jokes, Health Jokes, Medical joke
  • Donald Trump Jokes
  • Drunk Jokes, Drinking Jokes, Alcohol Jokes, Alcoholic Jokes, Beer Jokes
  • Gross jokes, Disgusting jokes
  • Jokes about Women
  • Kids jokes, Toddler Jokes, Children jokes
  • Marriage Jokes, Family Jokes
  • Putin jokes, Vladimir Putin Jokes
  • Religion jokes
  • School Jokes
  • Sports Jokes
  • Work Jokes, Office Jokes
Вицове за блондинки English Blondinenwitze Chistes de rubias Анекдоты про блондинок Blagues de blondes Barzellette sulle bionde Αστεία για ξανθιές Вицеви за русокоси Sarışın fıkraları Анекдоти про блондинок Piadas de loiras Dowcipy o blondynkach Blondinskämt Blondjes moppen Blondine vittigheder Blondinevitser Blondin vitsit Szőke nős viccek Bancuri cu blonde Vtipy o blondýnkách Anekdotai apie blondines Joki par blondīnēm Vicevi o plavušama
My Jokes Edit Profile Logout
  1. Newest jokes
  2. Blonde Jokes

Blonde Jokes

Add a joke Newest jokes Most popular
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
24
0
4
Што е подалеку Was ist weiter weg Το φεγγάρι ή η Καβάλα; Две блондинки седят и си говорят: Το φεγγάρι ή η Κίνα; Две блондинки си говорят: - Муцка Q. Which is closer Duas amigas loiras conversam e uma pergunta para a outra: Deux blonds discutent. L'un d'elle dit : Unterhalten sich zwei Blondinen. "Sag mal Two blondes are sitting on a bench at the park. One says to the other Frida TEACHER : What is further away Det var två blondiner som satt på en kulle och filosoferade. Då sa den ena: - Vilket tror du är kortast? Till månen eller Malmö? - Dööö...?! Månen såklart! Ser du Malmö eller? Två blondiner sitter på ett berg i Örebro Två blondiner sitter på en bänk och filosoferar. Den ena frågar sin kompis: - Vilket ligger närmast oss Den ene blondine spørg den anden Kumpi on kauempana - Hva er egentlig nærmest: månen eller Afrika? - Å din tullebukk! Det er selfølgelig månen. Afrika kan man jo ikke se herfra. To blondiner snakket sammen i Oslo. Den ene spurte den andre: – Hva er nærmest? Bergen eller månen? – Månen selfølgelig! Kan du se Bergen Deux mec bourré discutent en fumant leurs cigarettes devant un bar : - A ton avis Pepíček u tabule. „Pověz mi Le pregunta una rubia a otra: - ¿Qué queda más lejos Det var två blondiner som satt på en bänk i Trollhättan och diskuterade Estaban dos chavas fresas y una le dice a la otra: - Oye Eran 2 rubias y una le pregunta a la otra Oye q queda mas lejos londres o la luna Y la otra responde tu si q eres bruta acaso ves londres - Powiedz Öğretmen emine'ye sorar: - Söyle bakalim yavrum 2 blondiner sidder og snakker... 2 blondiner sidder og snakker og pludseligt siger den ene: - Hvor er der længest til - månen eller London? Så svarer den anden med et grin: - Doorh Blondinen Der var en blondine og mand. Blodinen spørger manden hvad der ligger tættets på Двете плавуши сериозно разговараат: Па Μια ξανθιά αναρωτιέται τι είναι πιο κοντά In Erdkunde prüft die Lehrerin ihre Schulklasse auf Herz und Nieren: "Was ist näher: Der Mond oder China?" Christoph in der ersten Bank meint: "Ich glaub
So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?"
She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
24
0
4
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are stranded in the desert. A genie appears and gives each of them one wish. The redhead says " I wish I could fly" and flys away. The brunette says "I wish I was home" and teleports home. The blonde steps up, sighs, and says " I wish my friends were back.
24
0
4

A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, "Honey, I have great news! We're pregnant, and we're having twins!" The husband is overjoyed and says to his wife, "Honey that's wonderful, but how do you know so soon that we're having twins?" She nods her head and says, "Well, I bought the twin pack pregnancy test and they both came out positive!"
24
0
4
A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital.
After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead.
The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at one time) that her mother didn't make it.
"Didn't make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!" the former blonde asked.
24
0
4
On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question.
One simple question stood between her and the Ł1.000 prize.
"To be today's champion," the show's host smiled, "name two of Santa's reindeer."
The blonde gave a sigh of relief because she had been given such an easy question.
"Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and... Olive!"
The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!'"
"You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."
24
0
4
Every girl either has blonde hair with black streaks or black hair with blonde streaks. Which, either way, says: I dont have a gag reflex.
24
0
4
Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
24
0
4
What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What does a blond and a вееr bottle have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.
What does a blonde owl say?
What, what?
What's the Blonde's cheer?
" I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B. L. O. N.... Ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
24
0
4
A blonde goes to a store's deodorant display and tells the clerk, "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband."
"Does he use the ball kind?" inquired the clerk. "No," replied the blonde, "The kind for under his arms."
24
0
4
4 или 6? Blonde & Pizza Die Blondine und die Pizza Ποιος θα τα φάει; Аз пицата си я режа на четири парчета… Блондинка влиза в пицария и си поръчва пица. Една блондинка си поръчала пица по телефона. A loira liga para a pizzaria e pede uma pizza. — A senhora quer que eu corte a pizza em quatro ou em oito pedaços? A loira pensa um pouco e responde: — Por favor Ruft ne Blondine beim Pizzaservice an. "Eine Pizza Margherita bitte!" Esto es una rubia que entra en una pizzería y el encargado le pregunta: -¿Desea que le corte su pizza en 4 o en 8? - Solo en cuatro Przychodzi blondynka do baru i zamawia pizzę. Kelner pyta: - W 6 czy 12 kawałkach? - W 6 Pizzabagaren: - Ska jag skära pizzan i sex eller tolv bitar? - Ole: - Sex Une blonde commande une pizza : - Bonjour je voudrais une 4 fromages s'il vous plait - On vous la découpe en 6 parts ou 12 ? - En 6 Se encontraban Nito y Neto en su viña y le dice Nito a Neto: Neto Vad svarar blondinen Una rubia encarga una pizza y el pizzero le pregunta si la corta en seis o en ocho porciones. La rubia responde: - Córtela en seis Een blondje heeft een pizza besteld als ineens de ober vraagt of hij de pizza in 6 stukken of in 12 stukken moet snijden. Waarop het blondje antwoordt: “Nou El pizzero le pregunta al cliente: - ¿Le corto su pizza en 4 u 8 pedazos? Y el cliente le contesta: - En 4 nomás En blondine kommer ind på et pizzaria. pizzamanden: hvilken pizza vil du bestille? blondinen: en skinke pizza pizzamanden: vil du have pizzaen skåret ud i 4 Een dom blondje gaat naar de pizzeria en bestelt een pizza Margerita Zegt de pizzaman na een tijdje wil je de pizza in 6 of in 10 stukken gesneden?? Zegt het domme blondje; in 6 stukken Blondynka zamówiła pizzę. Sprzedawca pyta się Заходить блондинка в кафе і замовляє піцу. Офіціант запитує: — Вам піцу порізати на 6 шматків чи 12? Блондинка: — Ні Er komt een domkop bij de pizzeria. Hij bestelt een pizza. Wanneer de pizza klaar is Blondýnka si objednala pizzu. Číšník se ptá: „Chcete ji rozřezat na šest O sujeito está viajando de carro e de repente lhe dá fome. Ele para num posto à beira da estrada e vê que o restaurante é uma pizzaria. Ele chega ao balcão e pede uma pizza mista Um economista (de alguma universidade) andava devagar e foi a uma pizzaria. O balconista perguntou se queria que cortasse a pizza em oito ou em seis pedaços. “Estou com bastante fome. Seria melhor... O blonda intra intr-o pizzerie Blondi oli pizzaa ostamassa. Myyjä kysyi: - Leikataanko kuuteen vai kahteentoista palaan? Blondi vastasi: - Kuuteen Sarışın biri bi pizza ısmarlar. Pizacı sorar: 6 parçayamı böleyim Bellan var på en pizzeria och skulle köpa en hel pizza. - Vill du ha 4 eller 8 bitar? Frågar killen på pizzerian. Bellman svarar: - 4 ¿ En cuántos trozos te corto la pizza? ¿En cuatro o en seis? En cuatro que yo seis no soy capaz de comerme. Bemegy egy rendőr a pizzériába Ateina blondinė į piceriją. Prie jos prieina padavėjas ir klausia: - Panele Une blonde appelle la pizzeria pour passer une commande : L'employé : "En combien de morceaux la pizza? 6? 12? La blonde : "En 6 voyons ! Je ne pourrais jamais manger 12 morceaux toute seule! Uma loira com muita fome O blonda se duce la o pizzerie. Vine ospatarul si comanda o pizza. Cand vine cu Pizza
A blonde calls a pizza place to have one ordered to her house.
They ask her if she wants the pizza cut into 6 or 12 pieces and she says,
"Cut it into 6, I could never eat 12 pieces."
24
0
4
Um cara chegou no trabalho com as duas orelhas envoltas de esparadrapo. Seus colegas perguntaram: — O que foi isso? O cara respondeu: — Eu estava assistindo futebol e a minha mulher estava passando roupa ao meu lado. Nisso o telefone toca. Eu estava tão entretido no jogo que confundi o ferro de... Un Belge va voir son médecin et lui dit : - Je suis très embêté docteur Temel Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing! Een Nederlander vraagt een Belg Er komt een dom blondje op haar werk en haar collega kijkt haar aan en zegt: "Wat heb jij gedaan?" Het domme blondje: "Ik heb een strijkijzer op me gezicht gehad." "Hoe komt dat dan?" "Nou" Il signor Bianchi arriva in redazione con le orecchie bendate. "Che cosa ti è successo?" chiedono subito i colleghi. "Una cosa terribile: mentre stavo stirando una camicia per uscire è squillato il... Egy szőke nő bemegy az orvoshoz Temel ütü yaparken telofon çalar ve temel ütüyü telofon niyetine kullanır Doktor kulaklarını yakmış hastasına soruyordu: - “Hayret nasıl yaktınız kulaklarınızı?” – “Ütü yaparken telefon çaldı. Sonra tam kapattım A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her Une blonde se rend chez le docteur : - Docteur ! Je me suis brûlé les deux oreilles ! - Mais comment vous avez fait ça ?! - Et bien pour la première A guy burned both of his ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened. He said One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged. When his boss asked him what happened Eine Frau kommt mit verbrannten Ohren zum Arzt. "Was haben Sie denn da gemacht?" fragt der Arzt. "Ich war am Bügeln
One day, a blonde went to the doctor with both sides of her face burned. The doctor asked,
"What happened?"
The blonde said,
"Well, I was ironing my husband's shirt until the phone rang. I picked it up and half my face was burnt!"
The doctor replied,
"What about the other half?"
The blonde answered,
"They called back."
24
0
4

Postcard from a blonde:
Having a wonderful time.
Where am I?
24
0
4
A blonde walked up to a man and said,
"Give me your wallet."
The man said,
"Okay, but give me the gun."
The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet.
The man used the gun to steal his wallet back.
The blonde said,
"You're an idiот... There's no bullets in the gun."
The man replied, "You're the idiот... Here's no money in the wallet."
24
0
4
A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car.
Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?"
"Why sure," said the manager, "We have something that works especially well for that."
A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice.
"No, no! A little to the left," said the other blonde inside the car.
24
0
4
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go on holiday to a tropical island.
The brunette takes a beach umbrella, the redhead takes a crate of suntan oil, and the blonde takes a car door.
‘What are you doing with a car door?’ asks the redhead.
The blonde replies, ‘If it gets too hot, we can roll the window down.’
24
0
4
A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman.
The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied,
"I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off."
The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told.
While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground.
As she веnт down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor.
The hair dresser was very confused.
She picked up the head phones and listened.
This is what she heard..."breath in... Breath out... Breath in... Breath out..."!
24
0
4
Online classified ad
Premature ejaculator in need of smoking hot size 6 blonde.
Preferably with blue eyes and huge double d....
Nevermind.
24
0
4
  • Previous
  • Next

Privacy and Policy Contact Us