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I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work.
To my horror, it came back with –2,193,674 rows affected.
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Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data
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Bill Gates dies and goes to God.
God says to him:
Because you invented the screen saver I give you the possibility to go wherever you want.
God shoes Bill that in hеll there are lots of nакеd chicks and beaches.
So he chooses hеll.
After a while God returns and asks him if he like’s it there.
Bill says:
No! Where are all the chicks you just showed me?
Oh that! That was just a screen saver.
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I have a statistics joke, but it's not significant.
I have a regression joke, but it sounds quite mean.
I have a machine learning joke, but it is not performing as well on a new audience.
I have a joke about deep learning but I can't explain it.
I have a geography joke, but I don't know where it is.
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Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen?
O2.zip
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Yo mama's so fат when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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Only 3 things that are infinite
1.Human Stupidity
2.Universe
3.WinRar Trial
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A businessman is invited for an audience with the Pope but finds it clashes with a meeting he has with Bill Gates.
The businessman asks his secretary which appointment he should go to.
‘Definitely the Pope,’ replies the secretary.
‘He’ll only expect you to kiss his hand.’
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Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the sтuрid, sтuрid design of this computer.
Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse.
And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse.
Because there’s only one jack.
Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself?
You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer.
Caller: Are you kidding me!?
Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy соw.
That’s going to be so much easier!
Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way?
Caller: Six weeks!
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Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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What is a cursor?
Someone having computer problems.
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How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
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Q: What is a computer's first sign of old age?
A: Loss of memory.
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99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
1 bug fixed...
Compile again,
100 little bugs in the code.
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Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
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There are only two kinds of computer.
The latest model, and the obsolete.
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Yo momma so FАТ, she can't save files вiggеr than 4 GB.
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POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
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