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Камионџија и калуѓерка Таксистот и калуѓерката Една монахиня се возела в такси. блазе ви на вас One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. Una suora sale su un taxi e l'uomo alla guida non riesce a toglierle gli occhi di dosso. Dopo qualche minuto Un camionista vede una bella suora che fa l'auto stop A nun gets on a bus thats empty except for the driver. Fährt ein Mann mit dem LKW C'est une bonne sœur qui monte dans un taxi. Le chauffeur n'arrête pas de la dévisager dans son rétroviseur. Cette dernière ayant remarqué son regard insistant lui demande ce qui le préoccupe. Le taxi lui avoue : - À chaque fois que je croise une bonne sœur j'ai toujours envie de l'embrasser mais... Eine Nonne steigt in ein Taxi und möchte in die Stadt gefahren werden. Während der Fahrt schaut der Taxifahrer immer wieder in den Rückspiegel. Offensichtlich passiert etwas und der Fahrer sagt zu der Nonne: "Entschuldigen Sie bitte Det var en lastbilschafför som var ute och körde som plötsligt fick se en nunna som stod vid vägkanten och liftade En hippie sitter på bussen då plötsligt en mycket sexig nunna kliver på. Hippien blir stört kåt och frågar om de ska ha sex. Nunnan förklarar att hon enbart ger sin kärlek till Gud och 1 hållplats senre så stiger hon skyndsamt av bussen.... En nunna åker buss Geht ein Hippie in den Bus und sieht eine Nonne. Er fragt sie: willst du mit mir fcken? Sagt die Nonne: Nein ich darf nicht. Dann ruft der Busfahrer den Hippie her und sagt: Die Nonne ist immer... Det var en gång en hippie som satt på en buss Een punker stapt een kapperszaak binnen en zet zich naast een nonneke. Hij bekijkt haar eens goed en vraagt haar : "Wil je met mij eens neuken?" Erg verontwaardigd verlaat de zuster de zaak. Jean Uma freira para um táxi e entra nele. O motorista não para de a olhar. Até que ela Sitzt eine Nonne im Bus zum Kloster. Steigt nach kurzer Zeit ein Hippie hinzu. Er setzt sich neben die Nonne und fragt sie aus heiterem Himmel: "Hey Süße Une religieuse prend un taxi pour se rendre à Dunkerque et constate que le beau chauffeur n’arrête pas de la regarder. Elle lui demande pourquoi il la regarde si intensément. Il répond : - J’ai une... O CAMINHONEIRO E SEU LEMA Esta é a história de um caminhoneiro que viajava por todo Brasil e seu lema era: - 'MEU NOME É JOÃO Um sujeito de cabelo comprido tipo hippie senta no primeiro assento de um ônibus ao lado de uma freira excepcionalmente bonita. Com a maior cara de pau o hippie se vira para a freira e pergunta:... Eine Nonne bestellt sich eine Taxe nach Köln und bemerkt unterwegs Det var en gång en nunna som satt på en buss. Då kom en punkare in i bussen. Han vart lite sugen på den söta unga nunnan Er zitten een non en een junk in de bus en die junk gaat naast de non zitten en vraagt: "Ik zou graag met jou een keer willen neuken" Waarop die non verschikt opstaat en meteen de bus uit wil. De... Entra ao ônibus um rip Ein Punker steigt in den Bus und setzt sich direkt neben eine Nonne. Als die Nonne aussteigt am Kloster ruft der Busfahrer den Punker zu sich und sagt: Die Nonne gefällt dir gell der Punker nickt... Eine Nonne sitzt mit einem Hippie im Bus. Da bittet der Hippie die Nonne A hippie walks on a bus and sees a nun. Being the straight forward kind of guy he is En nonne stiger ind i en taxa
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sеx with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sеx with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sеx with you."
The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sеx with me first," he says. The nun agrees but asks for аnаl sеx so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sеx with the nun. After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! " The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
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A husband and wife were having difficulty surviving financially so they decided that the wife should try prostitution as an extra source of income. The husband drove her out to a popular corner and informed her he would be at the side of the building if she had any questions or problems.
A gentleman pulled up shortly after and asked her how much to go all the way. She told him to wait a minute and ran around the corner to ask her husband. The husband told her to tell the client $100. She went back and informed the client at which he cried, "That's too much!"
He then asked, "How much for a hаndjов?" She asked him to wait a minute and ran to ask her husband how much.
The husband said, "Ask for $40."
The woman ran back and informed the client. He felt that this was an agreeable price and began to remove his pants and underwear. Upon the removal of his clothing the woman noticed that the man was well hung.
She asked him once more to wait a moment. She ran around the corner again at which her husband asked, "Now what?"
The wife replied, "Can I borrow $60?"
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The doc told a guy that маsтurватing before sеx often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hеll, I'll try it,"
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution.
On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway.
He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to play with his unit.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to the big finish, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the оrgаsм, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
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Научни новини. Учените откриха хранителен продукт Новости науки. Ученые обнаружили пищевой продукт Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake. Een aantal wetenschappers zijn erachter gekomen welk voedsel ervoor zorgt dat de sex lust bij vrouwen met 85% afneemt... Een huwelijks taart! Tiedemiehet ovat keksineet ruoan Naukowcy odkryli potrawę Qual è il cibo che fa diminuire la frequenza dei rapporti sessuali della coppia? La torta nuziale! Quel type de nourriture réduit l'activité sexuelle des femmes de 90% ? Le gâteau de mariage. - Melyik étel csökkenti a nők szexuális vágyát 95%-kal? - ??? - Az esküvői torta. Forskere har opdaget mad
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"Изненадващия секс е най-якото Nichts ist schöner als mit Sex geweckt zu werden! … außer im Gefängnis.
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