I saw a fат bird down the pub, her T-shirt said - Watch out, I’m a maneater!
I went up to her and said, “Excuse me, love… about your t-shirt slogan.”
She stopped me and angrily said, “Oh, let me guess: you want to know how many men I’ve eaten?! Well, I can’t help my size, you know!”
I said, “Actually, no, I wasn’t going to say that at all.”
She looked happier and smiled as she said, “Oh yes, what did you want to say then?”
“That’s not how you spell Manatee.”