Fat Jokes, Fat people jokes
“You’re a fат, ugly вiтсh,” I yelled to my wife.
“You’re a lazy ваsтаrd,” she yelled back.
“You’re a moany сunт,” I replied.
“You’re a thick shiт,” she said.
“Well, you smell like shiт,” I said.
“You look like shiт,” she said.
“I wish you would fuскing die,” I said.
She was too upset to reply though. For the next hour or so, we talked about the good old days and we both said sorry to each other.
“Let’s start again,” she said.
“Okay…” I said.
“You’re a fат, ugly вiтсh…”
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat, and eat, and eat. I could deal with that too.
If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fат.
Yup...... I want to be a bear!