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I don't want to lose weight. My tongue and my taste buds are the only friends I got.

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Big girls, we starting to get in style with the skinny girls, too. We can wear thongs, now. I can wear a thong -- shoot, you may not be able to see it, but I can wear it.

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I’d be too afraid that her naturally instincts would take over.

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Just bought the wife a pug dog.
Fat ugly looking fuскеr, bulging eyes, wrinkly skin
The dog seems to like her

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You know, my fат friend did no pick P. E. as a elective... yet every time it's lunch time, he runs fast and is first in line!

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Yo momma is so fат she can be explored as a map on Call of Duty.

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Big can be beautiful -- just not to me. I find you disgusting; freshmen 15 is not a life sentence.

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Outside every fат girl , there’s another cake waiting to get in.

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As I ran out of the supermarket this morning, the fат security guard started chasing me.
After running around the car park a few times, I finally came to a stop.
He grabbed me by my collar and breathlessly said, “Open your jacket.”
So I unzipped it and said, “I’ve got nothing mate.”
“Then why the fuск did you run?” he asked.
“Because I thought you could do with the exercise.”

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Yo mama is so fат when she went swimming an Ocean Study Group said “Captain! Captain!, I found a blue whale.”

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Yo mama so fат that when she jumped into the ocean, she was like what kind of kiddie pool is this?

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Fат guy: Hey fаggот!
Me: You should rub your belly for good luck, chuck! Because when somebody said launch, you thought they said lunch!

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What do a fат lady and concrete have in common? They both have been laid by Mexicans.

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It looked like things were getting pretty ugly in the pub last night when I saw 2 fат girls circling each other.
But it turned out they were just trapped in each other’s orbit.

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My girlfriend wanted to try “doctor and patient” roleplay. …
But things went awry from the start when I said:
“Hello! I’m your dietitian.”

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A girl asks her doctor, “how many calories are there in сuм?” the doctor replies, “Don’t worry, if you swallow, nobody will care if you are fат.”

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I’m not saying my wife’s fат.
It’s just that planes shouldn’t do wheelies.

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I thought I would take a few minutes to pick the lint out of my belly button. …. Wow, I’m THAT fат? Lint? …
…
I pulled out two complete sweaters.

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