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Yo ommas so fат i missed a whole series

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Person 1: Yo mama is really fат.
Person 2: Hey my mama has feelings you know.
Person 1: Yeah she’s mostly feeling hungry.

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Chasing the American Dream does not count as exercise.

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I don't want to lose weight. My tongue and my taste buds are the only friends I got.

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Big girls, we starting to get in style with the skinny girls, too. We can wear thongs, now. I can wear a thong -- shoot, you may not be able to see it, but I can wear it.

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I’d be too afraid that her naturally instincts would take over.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it’s goes really quickly if you’re fат.

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Just bought the wife a pug dog.
Fat ugly looking fuскеr, bulging eyes, wrinkly skin
The dog seems to like her

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You know, my fат friend did no pick P. E. as a elective... yet every time it's lunch time, he runs fast and is first in line!

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Yo momma is so fат she can be explored as a map on Call of Duty.

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Big can be beautiful -- just not to me. I find you disgusting; freshmen 15 is not a life sentence.

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Outside every fат girl , there’s another cake waiting to get in.

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Yo mama is so fат when she went swimming an Ocean Study Group said “Captain! Captain!, I found a blue whale.”

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Yo mama so fат that when she jumped into the ocean, she was like what kind of kiddie pool is this?

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Fат guy: Hey fаggот!
Me: You should rub your belly for good luck, chuck! Because when somebody said launch, you thought they said lunch!

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Yo mama so fат, she jumped in the ocean, the ocean jumped out and said "I'll wait my turn."

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What do a fат lady and concrete have in common? They both have been laid by Mexicans.

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It looked like things were getting pretty ugly in the pub last night when I saw 2 fат girls circling each other.
But it turned out they were just trapped in each other’s orbit.

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