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Met two fат girls with accents in the pub last night. Very interested, I approached and asked “Are you 2 girls from Birmingham?”
She said “Get it right, Wales love”. I replied “Oh I’m sorry, are you 2 whales from Birmingham?”

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When I was in my 20’s and 30’s I used a fluorescent light to grow рот. Alas, years later, I’m growing a рот belly.

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When some one told you that you have jelly rolls, you tried to eat yourself but your fат body stopped you from doing so.

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Yo momma so fат shes never heard of hide and seek.

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I was on a date with layla, a blonde girl from Essex, looking at the menu she points and says,
"Oh i like the idea of this choice but it says fат free.. I dont want any free fат!"

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I’ve just seen a programme called, ‘I didn’t know I was pregnant.’
AKA I’m a fат вiтсh.

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Yo mama so fат,when she tried to commit suicide by jumping from a building,all the people shouted"NO!DONT DO IT! HAVE MERCY ON THE GROUND

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fат bird came over and said, “Would you rub this lotion into my back please?”
“I’m afraid I’m only here for the day,” I replied.

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I took a fат bird back to my flat for sеx last night.
As soon as we got there she looked at me and said, “I really can’t do this.”
As she waddled back out of the building I thought to myself, “I wonder why she changed her mind?”
Then I saw the ‘Out Of Order’ sign on the lift.

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I thought I'd like this thing because I like meat. Three days into it, I had eaten so much meat, I was perusing the neighborhood at four in the morning looking for cats and stuff. My heart was beating a million miles a minute. I've got bacon fат dripping off my eyelashes. People are like, 'Hey, you look pretty good. Did you lose some weight?'
'Get over here. I'll eat your face right off your head.'

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Yo mama is so fат whenever she wears a yellow rain coat everyone calls out TAXI

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Yo mama so fат when she sat on a dollar bill George wasinhgton said o hail can you see,get your fат аss off me!

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I hate it when fат people call me skinny.
I mean, b*tch , your the extra terrestrial

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So a pickle and cucumber where talking. the cucumber said to the pickle when ever i get big fат and juice i get sliced up and put on a salad, the pickle said when i get big fат and juice i get sliced up and put in a jar. a реnis over heard the conversation and said that's nothing, when i get big fат and juice my owner put a bag over my head and sticks me in a dark smelly room and makes me do push-ups until i throw up.

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Yo Momma so fат when she weighs herself on a scale, the scale says "Hey now! One person at a time!"

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Yeah, I was gang-rареd by a dozen donuts.

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Dоuсhе Kid: You're fat
Fat Guy: Im fат, you're ugly, I can loose weight, you can't fix your face in anyway.
Douche Kid: (silence)

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Yo mamma so fат that when she fell in love she broke it! (air horns go off in the background)

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