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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.

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Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals?
A: On the range.

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Q: What do blondes eat to increase their вrеаsт size?
A: Silicone сhiрs.

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There were three guys manhers, shaup and shed.
They went for a drive, shed wanted to go to the store to pick up snacks for the ride.
So shed went in the store.
Twenty minutes passes they were getting impatient so manhers went in what's taking him so long.
Minutes later a police officer went to him and asked his name he replied "shaup!"
Police officer was startled what he said.
Police said "where's your manners boy!".
Shaup replied to the officer "he's inside picking up shed*

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Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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When do cannibals cook you?
On Fried-days.

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Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?
It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.

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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A niggеr and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.

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A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch."
The teacher said "When its my break."
"Your break for what? the kid asks.
"My break up" the teacher said.

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Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...

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Yo mama so fат when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.

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Men are like...... Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are

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One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier said you can’t buy that dog food we need evidence that you have a dog, so she bought in her dog and she got the dog food.
The next day the same old lady went to get some cat food and the cashier said you can’t have that cat food we need evidence that you have a cat, so she went home and got her cat and she got the cat food.
Next day the same old lady went in again and she had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it, so she did.
She said it felt warm and soft, the little old lady then said now you’re satisfied can I have some toilet paper please!

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What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I couldn't eat another mortal.

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First cannibal:
"I can't find anything to eat!"
Second cannibal:
"But the jungle's full of people."
First cannibal:
"Yes, but they're all very unsavory."

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Two cannibals were having lunch.
"Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other.
"Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."

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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.

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