Food Jokes

Add a joke Newest jokes Most popular

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )

0

0

Why’s it called a Caesar Salad?
‘Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.

0

0

What do you call a rich white man? Сrаскеr with Cheese!

0

0

What do mice 🐭 eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese 🧀.

0

0

What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.

0

0

Slapped cheese on my white friend told him I like cheese on my crackers

0

0

Why don’t Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!11

0

0

What is Beyonce’s favorite fast food chain?
Dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!

0

0

Arby’s fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.

0

0

Student asks teacher if I throw apple & noodles which 1 will fall 1st teacher replied I don’t know then student replied noodles will fall 1st because noodles r fast foods

0

0

Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.

0

0

Please stop using this thread it is cancer

0

0

I bought a can of tuna cat food, but there was catfish meat inside.
I got catfish catfish cat fish.

0

0

My dog got into my leftover Chinese food
It’s a dog eat dog world out there

0

0

I don't know what made me feel more fat
That my fast food weighed so much in my passenger seat that my car told be to put a seat belt on it or that I was so concerned with its safety that I actually did.

0

0

What does a waiter say to a fат person when it takes a long time to bring out the fат person's food?
Sorry about your weight

0

0

What do you call a food that turns black people on?
An *afro*-disiac.

0

0

So I decided to build a Restaurant on the moon
The food is great and all but there's no atmosphere.

0

0