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Friend… You so ugly. Me… You can’t be talking you give Freddy Krueger nightmares

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Her cooking is so bad, it would make medicine sick!

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Just heard on the radio that apparently Colonel Sanders got the idea for KFC during WWI when he was raiding a German chicken farm using a flame thrower.

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What’s great about an emo pizza?
It cuts its self yay

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How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.

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Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled “vоdка” and the lake changed into vоdка.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled “вееr” and the lake changed into вееr.
American ran to dive,slipped,and said, “oh shiт”.

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What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food

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Today was a bad day, their was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy

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What is the fastest country?iran

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Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

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Stefen Hawking walked in a bar…
Just kidding.

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A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don’t lay eggs.

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Which country is next to USA? USB

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What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.

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What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay

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What is Steven Hawkins favourite food? Micro chips

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Hears the news about Sandy Hook
Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives…
Person 2:Probably Bullets
Person 1:ОМG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!
Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures
Person 1:…
Person 2:Its called dark humor. Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.

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What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀

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