Kids jokes, Toddler Jokes, Children jokes
This kid walks into a general store one day and asks for a job. The owner tells him that he doesn’t need any help. The kid is persistent so the guy tells him to watch him when the next customer comes in. If he can do what he does, he’ll give him a job.
A few minutes later a customer comes in. “Good afternoon sir. What can I do for you?” The guy says, “I need some grass seed.” So the owner goes and gets it. When he gets back he says, “How about a lawn mower to go with this.”
“What do I need a lawn mower for?”
“Well when the grass grows your going to need something to cut it with.”
“Yea, OK, I’ll take a lawn mower too.” After the customer was gone, the owner turned to the kid and said, “That’s how it’s done. Can you do that?” The kid said, “Sure.”
So the next customer comes in and says, “I need some Tampax.” The kid says, “Yes sir.”, and goes after them. When he gets back he says, “Would you like a lawn mower to go with that?” The guy says, “What the hеll do I need a lawn mower for?” The kid replies, “You might as well cut the grass. Your weekend is shot, that’s for sure…..”
Dear Son,
Your Pa has a new job. The first in 48 years. We are a little better, off now, getting $17.96 every Thursday. So we up and thought we'd do a little fixin’ up. We sent to Rosemont and Seasbuck for one of them there bathrooms you hear so much about and it took a plumber to put it in shape.
On one side of the room is a great big long thing, something like the hogs drink out of, only you get in it and wash all over. Over on the other side is a little white thing called a sink, this is for light washing, like face and hands, but over in the other corner we really got something.
There you put one foot in, wash it clean, pull a chain and get fresh water for the other foot. Two lids come with the dаrn thing and we ain't had any use for them in the bathroom, so I'm using one for a bread board and the other we framed grandmother's picture in.
They were awful nice people to deal with and they sent us a roll of writing paper with it.
Take care of yourself son.
Your Maw