Marriage Jokes, Family Jokes
She was like, 'Danny, I don't like that name! We don't have that stuff in this house. Nobody in this family uses that stuff. Your brothers don't use it, your father -- why do you want to use it?' I was like, 'What are you talking about, Ma? As a matter of fact, Uncle Louis always uses it.' She was like, 'Yeah, alright, Uncle Louis, maybe -- but nobody talks about it.'
Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. "What's wrong?"
The depressed one replied, "I've been married four times and everyone of my husbands has passed away."
The other lady asked,
"What did they used to do?"
The depressed lady replied, "Well, my first husband was a millionaire, the second was a magician, the third was an evangelist, and the fourth was a mortician."
And the other said,
"Oh, one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."