Over dinner last night my date asked me, “So, do you have any guilty pleasures?”
I replied, “Sure, but I’d be too embarrassed to tell you.”
She said, “Don’t be shy! Tell you what, you tell me yours and then I’ll tell you mine!”
I said, “Okay, here goes. Sometimes when I’m маsтurватing I like to stick a couple of fingers up my аrsе. If I’m feeling really кinкy I use my whole fist. Okay, now it’s your turn to tell me!”
She replied, “Erm, The Carpenters and Billy Joel…