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Not to brag, but I don't need alcohol to send texts that I'll regret later.

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This horse pretends to be dead every time someone tries to ride it! I had a girlfriend like that

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This is why I glued that sock to the back of the dryer.

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I'm curious, ladies—how are men the problem? Divorce Rates Men/Women. 42% Women/Women. 72% Men/Men. 28%

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My of sent me kisses looks strange

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Wow, those pants are tight; how do you get into them? You could start with a double vоdка and lime

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Would you mind wearing your Bikini? I need Hubby to mow our Lawn!

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This man holds the record for having the widest tongue in the world

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90% of women who wear yoga pants don't do yoga. 100% of hetero men don't care

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When a relationship ends. It looks the same, but it's not. Women vs Men

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"My ex texted me:
'Delete my number — you don’t need it anymore!'
And I was like,
'Who are you?'"

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I don’t care how many dragons you’ve slain — you still have to lift the toilet seat!

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The right way to say sorry

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Women: Why don't guys share their emotion Men: *shares emotions* Women:

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Nice perfume.. which one is it? I want to give it to my wife! Don't give her, some idiots will find an excuse to talk to her

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SHE: He's probably thinking about other girls. HIM: Do Transformers have car or life insurance?

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When you're going to take a romantic picture together, but the spaghetti is out!

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