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A good wife, can bring balanc to man's life

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Still less complicated than girls

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Iron man

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Man's day VS Woman's day

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Men play the game.
Women know the score.

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Everybody are talking about soul, but look at the аss.

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A man and women who never met before, find themselves on upper and lower bed of a long distance train.
At 2 am, man leans over saying:
- Ma'am sorry to bother you, would you be kind enough to give me a second blanket from the side table? I am awfully cold.
- I have better idea - she replied, - just for tonight, why don't we pretend we are married?
- Great idea ma'am. - he replied in excitement.
She says:
- Well, then get up and take it yourself

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I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed. Or foreplay, as she calls it.

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I asked my wife why she never blinked during foreplay.
She said she didn’t have time.

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If you marry one woman, she will fight with you.
But, if you marry 2 women, they will fight for you!

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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says "Smell this", it usually smells nice

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You can tell how much a woman likes you by her feet.
If they are behind her ears, she really likes you

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Her: He is probably thinking of Other women. Him: My dog understands several human words. I don't understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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Your face when you meet her ex

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What car do you have? Red with a horse.

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MEN to the left because WOMEN are always right!

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How boys sit. How girls sit.

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Not to brag, but I don't need alcohol to send texts that I'll regret later.

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