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What is love?
Love is the 7th sense that destroys all the 6 senses and makes the person Non-sense!
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Докато мъжете играят играта
Men play the game.
Women know the score.
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Непознати мъж и жена пътуват спално от София за Кардам съответно на горното и долно легло.
A man and women who never met before, find themselves on upper and lower bed of a long distance train.
At 2 am, man leans over saying:
- Ma'am sorry to bother you, would you be kind enough to give me a second blanket from the side table? I am awfully cold.
- I have better idea - she replied, - just for tonight, why don't we pretend we are married?
- Great idea ma'am. - he replied in excitement.
She says:
- Well, then get up and take it yourself
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Преди да си легна снощи трябваше да размразя хладилника. Или както го нарича тя - "секс"
Aseara inainte sa ne culcam M-apucat sa dezghet frigiderul... sau cum ii mai Zice nevasta-mea la asta... preludiu.
I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed. Or foreplay, as she calls it.
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Hvorfor blinker kvinder ikke under forspillet? Der er ikke tid.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
Pourquoi les femmes ne clignent-elles pas des yeux pendant les Préliminaires? - Pas le temps.
Varför blinkar inte tjejer under förspelet? - De hinner inte
I asked my wife why she never blinked during foreplay.
She said she didn’t have time.
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Ако се ожениш за жена
If you marry one woman, she will fight with you.
But, if you marry 2 women, they will fight for you!
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You can tell how much a woman likes you by her feet.
If they are behind her ears, she really likes you
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Мажот што добил на лото
Скъпа
Der Ehemann zu seiner Frau:
Ein Mann fragt seine Frau:
Мъж попитал жена си: - Скъпа
O marido diz pra esposa: — O que você faria se eu ganhasse na loteria? Ela responde: — Eu pego a minha metade e deixo você
Marido chega para a esposa e pergunta: - Querida
Чоловік запитує дружину: - Що б ти зробила
Een man tegen zijn vrouw: “Lieverd... Wat zou jij doen als we de lotto winnen?” Waarop zijn vrouw zegt: “Ik zou de helft pakken en van je scheiden.” “Oké is goed
Mąż do żony: - Co byś zrobiła
Férj kérdezi a feleségét: - Mit csinálnál
Un homme revient du travail et dit à sa femme : - Dis
Mannen till sin fru: - Vad skulle du göra om jag vann på lotto? Frun: - Ta hälften och lämna dej. Mannen: - Bra
- Drágám
A man ask his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"
Wife says, "I would take half and leave you".
Man says, "Great! I have won a tenner, here a fiver now fuск off!
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- "Крава!" - казах аз на една жена
I yelled “Cow!” at a woman on a bike...
Ein Mann fährt eine steile Bergstrasse hinauf. Eine Frau fährt dieselbe Strasse hinunter. Als sie sich begegnen
Górzysta droga. Facet prowadzi samochód. Naprzeciw niego jedzie drugi samochód
Naisautoilija pysäytti miesautoilijan
Igår skrek jag "KOSSA!" till en kvinna på cykel. Hon svarade genom att ge mig längfingret. Sen brakade hon rakt in i kossan jag varnat för. Jag försökte i alla fall!
I yelled, “СОW!” at a woman on a bike
As she rode by. She looked at me, gave me the finger, and turned back around and promptly plowed her bike into the соw.
I tried.
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Not to brag, but I don't need alcohol to send texts that I'll regret later.
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She: My name is Carmen cause I like cars & men. What's your name?
Me: Beerpussy
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