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На стадион Уембли се провежда футболния мач на века - националният отбор на Англия срещу отбора на света. Светско првенство Парень купил билет на Кубок Мира по футболу у сотрудника. Ein Mann sitzt im eigentlich ausverkauften Stadion des Fußball-WM-Finales in Deutschland und hat neben sich einen leeren Sitz. Irritiert fragt er den Zuschauer auf der anderen Seite des leeren Platzes, ob der Platz jemanden gehöre. "Nein", lautet die Antwort. "Der Sitz ist leer? Aber das ist... Un avocat fou de football américain avait tout essayé pour obtenir des tickets pour la finale du Superbowl. Il parvint finalement, en payant une somme astronomique, à obtenir deux places côte à... Een man had tickets voor twee goede plaatsen voor de finale van de Champions League. Terwijl hij daar zit komt een andere man naar beneden en vraagt of het zitje naast hem bezet is. "Neen," zegt de... There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to... änglarna spelade match på Ullevi och det var fullsatt. En man upptäckte att det dock fanns en tom plats intill honom och vände sig till grannen: - Det ser ut att vara någon som fått förhinder. -... Finał mistrzostw świata. Pełen stadion, na całym stadionie, tylko jedno puste miejsce a obok niego siedzi jakiś samotny facet. Po meczu jeden z kibiców pyta tego faceta: - Czy to wolne miejsce... Mecz finałowy mistrzostw świata w piłce nożnej. Siedzi facet. Obok niego puste miejsce. Podchodzi do niego inny facet i pyta, czy ktokolwiek siedzi obok niego: - To miejsce jest wolne. -... It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if... It's the 7th game of the Stanley Cup Finals. At the beginning of the game, a guy sits down in his seat and notices an empty seat and another gentleman next to him. "Can you believe it?" the man... Dai was watching a Six Nations game in Cardiff. In the packed stadium there was only one empty seat, right next to him. “Whose is that seat?” asked a man in the row behind. “I got the ticket for my... Pokalspiel gegen Dortmund, der Sportpark ist ausverkauft, nur ein Sitzplatz auf der Tribüne bleibt leer. Der Besitzer der Karte erlaubt einem Zuschauer, der nur eine Stehplatzkarte ergattern... Um sujeito estava sentado na primeira fila de um daqueles espetáculos majestosos e caríssimos da Broadway onde, normalmente, os ingressos são vendidos com vários meses de antecedência, quando um... Een man had tickets voor de Gouden Medaille Volleybal wedstrijd te zien op de Olympische Spelen, Op de eerste rij. Als hij gaat zitten, komt een vrouw naar beneden en vraagt of iemand zit in de... Karel heeft eindelijk zijn kaarten voor de WK finale voetbal in zijn bezit gekregen. Als de wedstrijd begonnen is, vraagt een man achter hem of de plaats naast hem vrij is. "Ja", zegt Karel, "die... Joãozinho estava em um estádio de futebol lotado quando um cara que estava passando percebeu que só havia um lugar no estádio que não estava vago e que era ao lado dele. Ele não se conteve de... A man went to the All Stars game with two front row seat tickets. He sat down and then another man asked him if the other chair was taken. The man said " no, it was supposed to be for my wife." The... Ved næstsidste runde i Superligaen, skal FCK og BIF mødes i Parken. Alle billetter er blevet revet væk. Dagen kommer hvor braget skal spilles, og ved et tilfælde kommer 2 gutter, der kender... En el partido final de la Copa del mundo un hincha se queda muy extrañado al ver un asiento vacío, así que le pregunta al tipo de al lado: - Oiga, ¿usted sabe qué pasa con ese asiento?. - Sí, es... En ung mand var virkelig henrykt, da han vandt en billet til Verdensmesterskabet i fodbold imellem Frankrig og Danmark. Hans begejstring kølnedes imidlertid noget, da han fandt ud af, at hans Plads... Stadio Olimpico. Derby Roma – Lazio. Poco prima della partita, un tizio vede in piedi davanti a sè un posto proprio al centro della tribuna, ancora libero, mentre il suo è quasi dietro un pilone.... Na finálovém zápase SuperBowlu v americkém fotbale sedí chlápek na jednom z nejlepších míst. Na narvaných tribunách se mačká spousta lidí a vedle něj je jedno místo volné. Dalšímu chlápkovi v řadě... Egy férfi kap egy ingyenjegyet a focibajnokság döntőjére. Sajnos a jegy a stadion legtávolabbi helyére szól, ahonnan semmit sem lát. A félidőben észreveszi, hogy a pályához közel van egy üres szék.... Finalen i fodbold-VM spilles for et udsolgt stadion. Men en tilskuer ser, at sædet ved siden af er tomt. Til manden på den anden side af sædet siger han: - Hvem er så skør at købe billet til... Stadio. Poco prima della partita, un tizio in piedi vede un bel posto libero, con ottima visuale, proprio al centro della tribuna. Si avvicina e chiede all’uomo seduto a fianco: “Per caso e’ libero... Két férfi beszélget a színházban. Az előttük lévő szék üres. Mondja az egyik: - Te, ez a jegy olyan drága volt! Nézd meg, valaki van olyan bunkó, hogy el se jön! Azután megszólal az üres szék... Финале на светско првенство во фудбал. Целиот стадион распродаден уште пред 5 месеци, а Трпе седи до празно место. Приоѓа некој и со чудење го прашува Трпе. - Абе, дечки кој будала не дошол да го... Marakana puna ko oko, igra se večiti derbi, samo jedna stolica prazna na zapadnoj tribini. Pita gledalac gospodina pored prazne stolice: - Da li možda znate čije je to mesto? - Moje pokojne supruge... A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show, finally settled for a couple of seats a year in advance. When the exciting night arrived and he sat down in his seat, a woman in front of the... There was this man who won a contest and got one free ticket to the Superbowl. He was so happy, but when he got to the stadium and found his seat he was somewhat disappointed. His ticket was for... A young man was very excited because he just won a ticket to the Super Bowl. His excitement lessened as he realized his seat was in the back of the stadium. As he searched the rows ahead of him for... John received a free ticket to the Super Bowl. Unfortunately. John's seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the stadium. He noticed an... Adam Trabzon'un maçına gitmiş. Aldığı bilet tribünün en uzak köşesinde. Yerine oturmuş ve ilk yarıyı güç bela seyretmiş. O arada ön tarafta tam ortada bir koltuğun boş olduğunu farketmiş... Devre... In timpul unui meci de fotbal al echipei nationale tribunele sunt arhipline un singur loc ramanand neocupat. Posesorul biletului ii ofera locul unui spectator care statea in picioare. - Stiti, pe... Vyriškis ateina į ilgai lauktas pasaulio taurės futbolo varžybas, nusiperka užkandžių, gėrimų, atsisėda į savo vietą. Už jo sėdintis žiūrovas jo paklausia: - Atsiprašau, ar šita vieta šalia Jūsų...

Кампување Three Men and a Bed три друга поехали отдыхать. в отеле им сказали, что свободен только один номер с одной, но... C'est l'histoire de trois mecs qui couchent dans une tente... Dans un camping, 3 potes dorment dans une même tente. Au petit matin, ils discutent : After a long day of winter sporting, we headed back to the ski lodge. As it was small, a cramped place to stay, we decided it was most fitting to sleep in the same bed. Myself in the middle and my two friends either side of me. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right woke up and said,... Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then... Det var 3 killar som delade madrass på LAN. På morgonen vaknar dem och den första säger: "Vilken skön dröm jag hade, kändes som att nån runka av mig". Den andra säger samma sak. Och den tredje säger: "Jag drömde att jag åkte skidor".