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Копеле C’est deux copains qui discutent dans un bar. Вчера спас девушку A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Un homme croise un ami dans la rue : An ugly bloke walks into a pub with a huge grin on his face. "What are you so happy about ?" asks the landlord. "Well There's some soldiers in Vietnam. And they've been pinned down in their trench for days. Finally one guy says 2 Lokführer unterhalten sich. Sagt der eine: "Du Een lelijke kerel komt een bar binnen met een enorme grijns op zijn gezicht. “Waarom ben jij zo blij?” vraagt de barman. “Nou” Un homme rentre de son footing et raconte sa journée à un ami. - Aujourdhui il m'est arrivé un truc de malade! - Que c'est il passé ? - Je courais le loin de la voie de chemin de fer et je vois une...
A guy is late to meet with his friends at the local bar the friends obviously ask why he is late and he responds:
"Wow, you won't believe what just happened. So I take the usual route via the rail tracks and suddenly I see a young, nакеd woman tied up next to the tracks."
The friends are curious and ask: "Well, what happened next?"
The guy says: "Of course I untied her and we had sеx because I freed her."
The friends are cheering and one friend asks: "Soo... did you get any head?"
The guy says: "No, I couldn't find it..."
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Копеле C’est deux copains qui discutent dans un bar. Вчера спас девушку A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Un homme croise un ami dans la rue : An ugly bloke walks into a pub with a huge grin on his face. "What are you so happy about ?" asks the landlord. "Well There's some soldiers in Vietnam. And they've been pinned down in their trench for days. Finally one guy says 2 Lokführer unterhalten sich. Sagt der eine: "Du Een lelijke kerel komt een bar binnen met een enorme grijns op zijn gezicht. “Waarom ben jij zo blij?” vraagt de barman. “Nou” Un homme rentre de son footing et raconte sa journée à un ami. - Aujourdhui il m'est arrivé un truc de malade! - Que c'est il passé ? - Je courais le loin de la voie de chemin de fer et je vois une...
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