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C’est deux copains qui discutent dans un bar.
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A guy is late to meet with his friends at the local bar the friends obviously ask why he is late and he responds:
Un homme croise un ami dans la rue :
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Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they fuскеd in.
Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it."