Pirate Jokes

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Q: How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A: A buck an ear.

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Pirate Воотy Call... Long John:
Aren't ya wonderin' why they call me Long John? Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Hook:
How about if I set my hook on "vibrate?" Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Head:
Need to use the head? I've got one you can use! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Mate:
No, seriously, you're my first mate. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Friend:
Would ya care to meet my friend One-Eyed Willie? Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Hands:
You'll need both hands to hoist my main bow. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Cannon:
I'd like to fire my cannon into your treasure chest! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Peg Leg:
They call me Peg Leg Joe... and I walk fine! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Deck:
Blimey, I could live on your роор deck. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Land:
In your bed is where I'd like to land, hо! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Mainsail:
Lift yer mainsail and prepare to be boarded. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Rope:
It's time for you to meet my rope's end! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Sеамеn:
I'm here to satisfy yer craving for sеамеn. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Ship:
How'd ya like to be the maidenhead on my vessel? Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Smile:
When I see you smile, my scally wags. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Staring:
Don't mind my staring. Your chest is see-worthy. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Swab:
I'd sure like to swab yer роор deck, lassie! Yar!

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