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There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building.
The first man said " I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!"
The second man says "Ok, sure." and the barman holds the bet.
The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in.
Disappointed about losing the $100, the second man says:
" I'll bet you another $100 you can't do it again." So the barman holds the bet.
Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back in. Thinking he must have caught a freak gust of wind, the second man says "Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in."
The first man says" Ok, sure."
The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below.
He is dead.
Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man " Gee, you can be a ваsтаrd when you're рissеd, Superman."
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Lenin dies and goes to Sаinт Peter to tell him whether to go to hеll or heaven.
There was a big problem among the saints because the half of them wanted him to hеll and the other half in Paradise.
Then they asked God, who of course tells them to go to Неll.
After a week of being in hеll, devil visited St. Peter and complained:
"This Lenin will destroy me. One week in Неll only and he has already started their courses and demonstrations."
St. Peter much forced agrees to accept Lenin in Paradise.
From that day and then there was a disturbing silence.
After two months St. Peter goes to heaven and he sees what?
Everyone sitting around and Lenin standing in the middle and talking.
Among the distinguished listeners the Sаinт recognises Jesus Сhrisт.
He calls him and says:
"God will punish you"
And he answers:
"Who? God? But God does not exist."
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